Humorous Wedding Speech: Eulogy For Father

So this is me letting you go, too. I hope you’re more thankful than with a heavy heart. I know we’ll find the kind of love that won’t plague our hearts with pain anymore. Thank you for being strong for the both of us, in this situation.

I would like to thank everyone who has come here today to say goodbye to a dear friend of mine and yours. A friend who was kind. A friend who loved everyone.A friend. Lennie Small was my only friend. He was my family.

Beyonce was more than just a performer, she was my dear friend. She had many different roles that she would play to the public and to us, her family. She was a mother, sister, a wife, an aunt, a role model, and most of all, a truly genuine friend. Even though, like any other person in the world, Beyonce had challenges and demons to face, she always kept her head held high and a smile on her face through it all. If it wasn't for Beyonce, I do not think that they any person in this room right now would have had not met a true angle in their lifetime. It still amazes me to think that a woman with so many talents and facets is gone right now. My heart, and I know all of yours, it truly broken right now. However, I know that Beyonce would not like us to grieve her death, she would want us to have a celebration of her life and accomplishments, not her final resting place. B, I know that you're listening right now because you were always extremely nosey, but thank you for giving us so many amazing years with you. We could truly see your

I really miss you Caroline. I wish I was there for your sister’s wedding. Also, I miss our lovely daughter Virginia. How is everything going on at home now that you don’t have your manly man around anymore? I wrote a poem for you. Ready or not here it comes. It's amazing how I feel when I'm around you, How my heart pounds when you come into a room.” I look at you and think: My God! How lovely!

“Kirsty I don't know how to say this in a happy way but mom died. She died 10 minutes after you left. She woke up and said she loved us very much then passed away. There was no one there so the doctor called me and told me the news. He is very sorry for us and told us to stay strong. The funeral will be in a week in Utah” -Cathy

I can feel you with me. Rest now. In PEACE. I miss your voice. I wish more people could have heard it. I promise I will keep singing for you."

I am writing to thank you for the honor of caring for your family member for many years; it has been a great pleasure in having the responsibility of your love one to care for.

I miss you and Percy so much, almost more than I can bear. I think about you all night long; sleep is hard to come by.

I don't know what would’ve happened to me if you’re were not around to look after me, I would have been lost. Sorry I took some of your time from your family. Again, thanks for everything. When you were growing up, we never hold you back. We always encourage you to excel, and most of all be a good person. Now you are older, and what an amazing person you’ve become! Am sure you’ll do the same for your kids. May God guide you to make the right decision in your life and for your family. Have faith in God. Farewell my

Kaely Camacho, also known as Ca”Nacho Cheese”, Is someone I was close with a cared very deeply for since my early childhood. In 8th grade, the year 2012, I lost my best friend. This time I couldn’t fix it with a simple “I’m sorry”. It wasn’t expected or even properly explained. On April 13, 2012, my 13-year-old best friend died in a car accident. She had the prettiest blonde hair, and blue eyes that compared to the ocean water.

And despite how badly I want her back, back in the safety of my arms, there is nothing that can be done to change what has happened. My heart mourns over the grief of her passing. Oh, the pain, it causes me unbearable pain, but I oddly seem to like it. It reassures me that our love is true, that our love is strong and eternal. As peculiar as it may sound, I hope that the agonizing pain will never ease as the time passes by, I hope that my heart will continue to ache, validating that my love for her is still remains, treasured in my heart, till the day we reunite, embrace and rekindle our love for each other. Till the day we reunite in the afterlife, where our love will continue to grow

On behalf of my family I will be reading my final gift to my daughter, Ziraily Pelayo. I’d also like to thank everyone who came out tonight to pay their final respects. The amount of people that showed up shows how many lives she actually touched

Today you would have been 60! I can only image the shenanigans we would have gotten into tonight! I miss you more than words can even explain. This morning, I sat in my car, scrolled through my phone, stopped at your number, and almost dialed it. It has been almost 8 years since you passed, and I have yet to delete your number out of my phone. I realized that I could not just pick up the phone and call you as I used to. I wish I could go back to being a little kid driving around looking for garage sales during the summer and listening to all of the Motown Classics. I did not realize it until now, but you honestly were my best friend, there is a spot in my heart that has been empty since you left us. It dawned on me that losing you made it hard

I love you Mackenzie heart emoticon I am extremely sorry I didn't make it too your public viewing.. You knew how much I wanted too be there, but you know how much of a reck I wouldve been... You went threw Jessica's with me now I had too go threw yours alone.. frown emoticon you'll have a place in my heart & I know how much you hated too see me so broken.. I am so so sorry for being so upset. I just miss you so much. I will be there tomorrow at your servicet take you so soon:( This will never be a goodbye, I will see you again Beautiful... Rest in peace, my Beautiful

Learning that everyone’s time is precious and we should live every moment alongside the people we love the most, because we’ll never be too sure when they’re going to leave us. Till this day it still doesn’t feel real, I keep telling myself that one day she’ll be back and everything will be ok. She was the heart and soul of our family where we all would gather at Thanksgiving time or just on a regular day. Her home was always full of joy and excitement but now it’s full of loneliness and darkness. She is gone now, to a new home, a home called