Humorous Wedding Speech For A Brave New World

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

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I hope that this message finds each of you in peace. I will be out of the office on Wednesday, May 10, 2017 through Friday, May 12, 2017. Many of you may know that I recently completed my Doctoral Degree in Management from the University of Maryland University College (UMUC) and I will be graduating this week. Thank you for your kind words. I want to also thank each of you for your birthday wishes and the beautiful card!

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

hi. hello. welcome. i would like to introduce you to your incredibly adoring and caring girlfriend. not that you really need introducing considering we have been dating for nine months. however, it is i, aurora anne goetsch. and because i am the kind and considerate love i so suddenly declared a few moments ago, i am under the impression you had a rough night. unfortunately, i live roughly a billion and five miles away so i can't exactly run and scoop you up into my arms. however, i can attempt to bring a smile to your pretty little face through the classic and ever reliant use of words. so without further or do, for you my love.

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It’s my turn to close tonight. It’s a Monday night, so no one is here but one man. I usually don’t close, but I’ve been trying to get all the overtime I can get. I begged my boss for weeks to give me some more hours and he finally gave in. I mean I can understand why he had a hard time deciding because I’m not the most experienced bartender here. I would spend time trying to learn more drinks to make, but I have so much homework to do it takes up most of my time. I thought high school was hard, but college is even harder. In high school, I worked at Friendly’s but still managed to have some extra time. I guess now that I have to support myself financially and attend school, it been a little hard on me. Luckily, I have a scholarship and this

I’d like to clarify the reasoning behind the question I asked you yesterday. I knew you misinterpreted what I was asking you when you responded. I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were conducting team check-ins. This morning it dawned on me that, if I didn’t clear this up, I may leave you with the wrong impression.

Xxxx Good evening everyone. Hope all is well with each and every one of us. Once again, I am Governor Nikki Haley from the great State of South Carolina. The home of Née Johnson, Grandmother of America's First Lady, and one of the heroes of the United States of America, Senator Lindsey Graham, who stood against Donald Trump. As we are having this dialogue amongst ourselves, the citizens of our beloved state is experiencing some difficulties, due to Mother Nature. Even if the world were experiencing any hardships, Nikki Haley would've not missed this once of a lifetime golden opportunity. Thanks to Gandhi ji and His Excellency Narendra Modi, I waited for this chance from the start of the eternally. As an American-Indian, I am blessed for given

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Good Morning Haley aka Stephanie. I'm so grateful you've been my friend. I feel so comfortable around you and feel like I can talk to you aboit anything whether it's aliens saying aye lmao or your thoughts on religion. It just feels easy and comfortable. I know out friendship hasn't always been normal especially since I liked you in 8th grade which probably made it awkward and then we didn't talk for a while but anyways thanks for sticking with me and dealing with all my shit. I know I can be annoying and mean sometimes and I'm sorry you. You deserve a better friend but thanks for sticking with me anyways. Also stop being so hard on yourself, you always say that you'll never get a boyfriend or no one finds you attractive and it's just silly

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I also think it's a major advantage to not have to worry about what your parents think, because they chose the person for you. I've known about couples that don't get married because their parents just don't agree, either because their partner isn't the same religion or because of other differences.