Humorous Wedding Speech: For The Sake Of France

Hello my French brothers and sisters! Dark times have befallen our precious land, and pure chaos has ensued. I write to the people in France in hopes of establishing a new land. A land that can be looked upon proudly with eyes of great virtue. In order to achieve our wildest dreams we must sort through the rubbish that has landed us here in the first place. How will we as a society react to the many things that have been dealt to the people of France? Perhaps our great fight ends in bloodshed, and broken promises. Or perhaps we could take heed of the laws and policies our fellow Europeans across the Sea. I had the pleasure of visiting one of the cities in America that the citizens take so much pride in: Boston, Massachusetts. A port town on the North-Eastern coast that was a large part of the American Revolution. It was also home to the Notorious Boston Massacre. There are a number of things that I enjoyed about my trip, but pointing out the differences between Boston and France had to be the most delectable part of my trip. The way in which they practice religion is something to behold. Their new Constitution is also no laughing matter, and lastly the many things Americans find fun is mesmerizing, and also repulsive. America is a tremendous place and I cannot wait to guide you through my journey and inferences.

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

“Soldiers of my Old Guard: I bid you farewell. For twenty years I have constantly accompanied you on the road to honor and glory. In these latter times, as in the days of our prosperity, you have invariably been models of courage and fidelity. With men such as you our cause could not be lost; but the war would have been interminable; it would have been civil war, and that would have entailed deeper misfortunes on France.

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Friends, families, and others, we gather here today to come to a consensus on whether we side with the French or the English in in the time of these hardships. As the French have been compassionate and loyal towards us, the English have used us as peasants, and made us go through torture relentlessly. For instance, the French have participated in many forms of trading with us, such as fur trade. If it were not for them, many of us would have lost our lives over the winter, and not to mention being here on this very day. Our allies have also given us many key factors to help us create and sustain an improved lifestyle. I strongly encourage all of you to put in your one vote towards the nation that will truly change your time on this Earth.

Conservatives, Feuillants, Jacobins and the People of France, the time for peace has come. Our once great nation is now deeply wounded and divided. If we want to heal this nation, we must first heal ourselves. We must be wounded healers, instead of the wounded warriors that we are. We must set aside our differences and work together to make France into the great nation it once was.

Boys, Boys, Boys, although we are all down in the dumps, We’ve just showed that together as a team we can compete. First i would would just like to thank everyone in and around the rugby community of St Bennies, you’ve welcomed me with open arms and been through the good and the bad times with me.

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

Believe me my friend writing a maid of honor speech is the easiest thing in the world if you just put in the work. You are going to have to put in a lot of focused energy if you want actually write a wedding speech that people are going to love on the big day. But this is exactly why you must never fear anything because if you apply the following principles then you will get truly exceptional results.

It’s my turn to close tonight. It’s a Monday night, so no one is here but one man. I usually don’t close, but I’ve been trying to get all the overtime I can get. I begged my boss for weeks to give me some more hours and he finally gave in. I mean I can understand why he had a hard time deciding because I’m not the most experienced bartender here. I would spend time trying to learn more drinks to make, but I have so much homework to do it takes up most of my time. I thought high school was hard, but college is even harder. In high school, I worked at Friendly’s but still managed to have some extra time. I guess now that I have to support myself financially and attend school, it been a little hard on me. Luckily, I have a scholarship and this

I’d like to clarify the reasoning behind the question I asked you yesterday. I knew you misinterpreted what I was asking you when you responded. I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were conducting team check-ins. This morning it dawned on me that, if I didn’t clear this up, I may leave you with the wrong impression.

Congratulations to all of the line officers, and officers! I know that you will go on to do great things during this term!

When you were a boy I shared a game with you every morning. I would KNOCK KNOCK on you door I would come up right next to the bed and you would jump up into my arms. “Good morning Papa!!!!” You would say then I would tell you how much I love you.

Hello. Just some warnings before you read this. Please don’t expect any fancy words, and mind blowing quotes, or anything special from me, other than myself. In this speech I am not trying to show you that I am superior to all my peers and you should pick me because I know how everything should be. Because that’s not true. In fact, I’m not even sure if I’ll win this election. BUt man, I’ll be bummed out if I don’t. I’ve wanted this since the summer. Not because I get to plan and oversee all the activities that happen - but I do like that part. Not because I bunch of people might vote for me - but I sure do love good ol’ validation. But The reason I want this so badly is for you guys. Since the summer, I’ve been making a list of complaints that my friends have had, that people who aren’t my friends have had, and that I’ve had about our school.