Humorous Wedding Speech From The Father Of The Groom

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

In SGA, an E-board’s secretary duties involve keeping an accurate recording of all meetings and holding a record of all paperwork throughout the length of their office term. The skills required for that position are organization, written and verbal communication skills, and punctuality. Along with the position, each year at graduation, every E-Board member is given a task to complete during graduation ceremony; my task was to write a one-minute speech that coincided with the senior class gift I was to present at graduation. I had experience in making public speeches in front of a crowd but never in front of thousands of men, woman and children on such a memorable day. So upon delivering my speech, I had written and rewritten my speech making sure my message was clearly stated and my speech flowed. I practiced every single day before graduation and the morning of graduation. Anxiety had filled by body causing me to sweat and feel waves of heat before walking on stage to deliver my minute-long speech. However, once at that podium and under those blinding lights, I delivered my speech with confidence, ease and clarity, just like I practiced, making that experience the biggest and scariest yet, most fulfilling task I’ve ever

I did not expect this lack of effort from you,” he lectured. That was the breaking point of my composure. The tears that I had been holding back rushed down my face, and I was angry at myself for letting my presentation go to waste. How could I explain to my teacher that I truly had practiced? How could I tell him that I had repeated my soliloquy in the shower, presented it in front of my roommate so many times that she could recite it without thinking, practiced it in different voices in the mirror, and even read it in my head before falling asleep? I had done everything I could to prepare, but as soon as I stood in front of the class, my mind went

Standing in that long, obscure hallway, I could feel my stomach turning over and over like the sea on a stormy night. “What did I get myself into this time?” I thought to myself as I investigated each of my competitors waiting their turn to compete. I had worked tirelessly to prepare myself for today. The hours consumed typing and retyping a speech that had to have just the right phrasing. I had my mother and two of the best teachers I knew proofread speech and give me honest feedback. I ran through my speech numerous times, so much so that I was sure I could recite it in my sleep. I even rehearsed responses to the hypothetical questions the judges might ask me, and listened to my speech on repeat for two hours on the bus. It all came down to this. My opportunity to present at the West Virginia State FBLA Competition was a few minutes away. I sought to place at the State’s not only for myself and my club, but also for my mother. Prior to getting out of the car this morning, she gave me one of her famous pep talks to set me on my way. After that and months

Who knows, the child she is carrying could actually be yours. If that is so, then you will have two women who sole job is to keep you out of my son-in-laws sight. You might wonder how we know about that frisky little gold digger Jenson of yours, boy. We have the controlling interest in the hotel chain you spent your honeymoon. Some of the things we have recorded should make for an interesting evening of TV. Edith, give the boy the DVD.”

Remembering the best I could, I tried to put into action every piece of advice and practice. Emotion, inflection, gesticulation, and a crumpled speech -- all I had to try and make an impression. For once in my life I didn’t have to hold back; I had to ensure that everyone heard what I had to say and I was taking this chance. Three long minutes had gone by before I realized that public humiliation was a far-fetched misconception. I could finally breathe and wait until judging

We, his children, were blessed to have a father who taught us by example the values of integrity, pride in one’s work, compassion, a strong faith and respect for clergy and religious.

Aaron, I know today is supposed to be the happiest day of our life and our chapter to a new beginning. I know that this is the moment where we will exchange our vows and I, the bride, will finally be yours to love and cherish for the rest of your life. But first, I would like to thank you for the time we have spent together. From the day that I met you, you gave me more than enough unconditional love and you always tried your best to make me happy. I remember on our first date, you handed me flowers and lended me your jacket so I wouldn’t get wet from the rain. You told me that you wanted to see me after this date, and maybe a couple more after that. You also make me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world when you wrap your arms around

I felt as a silly person when I stand up to read my speech. As I walked toward the podium, I thumped my knee on a chair. It was embarrassing. On top of that, I continued saying “like” and “um,” and I could not stop giggling. I was nervous about being up front. I’ve been practicing this speech frequently, and I still buzzed. It was ten minutes of abscond concerning how people occasionally wish no to accomplish. Did I ever confirm my point? My speech was atrocious; I’m surprised that people didn’t jeer at me. According to my teacher, I should not anguish it, though. Moreover, people get nervous his or her first time speaking in public, consequently she said, with time, I would become a phenomenon at this speech giving the proper material. I

Guest, friends and family, I am delighted that you have found the time to join my husband and I as we celebrate our love. Being surround by you all has made such as difference to us we are overwhelmed by your kindness ad generosity.

We had to read this paper that told us of our duties and then it was show time. I didn’t have a speech that day so I didn’t think I was going to be speaking, but I got to introduce the second speaker, their evaluator, as well as their summary of their speech. It was a little nerve racking because I wasn’t expecting that. Ava 1 went first, and I felt bad for Oceanik because my full attention wasn’t on her speech since I was preparing for my introduction for speaker 2, who was Phil. I thought I did okay when I was up there. I also felt bad for Phil because I was listening to most of it and it was really good because he included racial names and the LGBTQ community, but near the end, I wasn’t focusing since I was focusing on my ending part. When he came to sit back down, he told me I did a great job. James came up to me and told me to announce that he was going to collect the evaluations from everyone, and once I said it and sat down, Cory thanked me for what I did. After we took a break after a few more speakers, we got into groups and did Table Topics. One of the questions was “What does recovery mean to you?” and once I started talking, I started to cry because I talked about my dad recovering from his work injury. Lucy and Andrew gave me hugs after I sat down and I felt better. Once the Table Topics were cut short, we finished the speeches again. After that, the other teams stood up and

I suspect the combination of adrenaline and determination gave me the confidence necessary to deliver the speech I pictured in my mind. For once, when I stepped down from the podium, a smile came to my lips. Happily, I looked at Mrs. Pearlman and she gave me a small nod telling me that I had finally done it. Everything had clicked into place and I had finally got a handle on public speaking. To be fair, my speech was nowhere near perfect and there was still plenty of room for improvement but I had just taken one giant leap toward my goal of mastery in this

I walked up the stairs to the stage one last time and grabbed the choreographer’s hand. “You did amazing sweetheart, now go do your thing,” are the last words I remember her saying to me before I took my final walk on stage. I listened to my speech, which began with me thanking everyone, then transformed into a more comical message about my, at the time annoying sister, Jessi. The final part of my recording was about my late grandpa. In the recording, I talked to him as if he were there and said I knew he was proud of me; that part had everybody tearing up. I left the auditorium, went home, and slept all night, waking only once because of a bad dream. I told my mom about it and she told me to shake it off, that it was a one-time thing, and most of my bad dreams were. This time however, it was different.