Humorous Wedding Speech: How Jesalyn Is Doing In School

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

Thank you for your kind words. We are very fortunate to have such a wonderful staff and board.

On May 23rd, Dave Payne, Greg Rodgers, and I went to check on the Trailers at OCS.

First thank you for choosing U of R for your college study, and I'm sure it's will be a wonderful time in your life. I'm Yunshan Yang, your international student mentor. You can call me Yang for short. I'm from Shenzhen, China, and I'm major in Studio Art and Financial Economics. I'm China right now, and I'm sorry for late emailing, since my grandpa had a surgeon recently. Hope it's not too late :)

Tossing and turning the whole night through, Louise had slept very little, while trying to forget her awful experience with Mr. Cassidy. “How could they declare his house a historical landmark? It doesn’t make any sense,” he whined, remembering how he angry she was when she left him at the garage. Now she had some errands to do before her important luncheon with the new mayor’s wife and she needed to control her emotions. While driving down the street, she was concentrating on how her diamond ring sparkled in the bright sunshine and not on her driving. As she drove by the city park, she never saw the ball bouncing across the grass neither the boy and the dog chasing it until they were already in the street. Looking up, she slammed her brakes,

Good evening, parents, staff and graduates, and welcome to Roberta Bondar Public School’s 2016 grade 8's graduating ceremony. I'd like to thank you all for being here on this special and important day. Speaking of special days, can you believe we're finally here? Today is the day all the grade 8’s have been waiting for since the day we got here. Whether that was in grade 6 like me or kindergarten or maybe even this year. Today's the day we can all walk out of here older and smarter than we were since we got here. Today’s Tuesday and on Thursday of this week, we are all going to walk out of here and on different paths.

Good Morning class of 2016! I'm both very excited but more so nervous to be with you here today. First of all, I want to start off by Congratulating each and everyone of you here, including myself. High school was a journey and I'm thankful to God for giving me the wisdom and strength to move on. I may not know the struggle each individual's in here went through to get this far, but from looking at y’all beautiful and handsome faces, I know it was all worth it.

So, I’ve been dating this guy named Bruce Spencer, from OkCupid for the past month.

My name is Allison McClain and I am going to be a highschool junior this year. My guidance counselor has been encouraging me to start looking at possible colleges over the summer and I'm interested in Miami's School of Communication! I am thinking about majoring in Journalism. I have already gotten an information packet in the mail, but I was wondering if I could get a copy of the Journalism course descriptions?

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to commemorate the accomplishments and the advancement of each individual student before you today. Many of you are transferring to pursue a higher education, while others are receiving a certificate of completion. Whatever the path may be, we are all contributing to improve the world in which we live in. You have the ability, by the actions you take, to change the world for the better thus generating the butterfly effect.

Sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to make sure that you received my graduation application? I turned it in about a week ago but you were not in your office on the day that I went to turn it in so I gave it to the registrar upfront. She said that she would slip it under your door and I just wanted to make sure that you received

My name is Ian, I'm with Castle View high school. I was looking to join up with the non-profet charetty locks of love. I was looking at haircuting places in castel rock and your website lookway well oronized and i was wondering if you would like to team up and come to or event at 7;00 to 9;00.

Today my team is going to lose its sense of humor and heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes

Ladies and gents, since you're sitting here in this town hall tonight, it means that you want answers but not just answers you want solutions.

Thank you for having us at open house today. It was a pleasure to be there, I also wanted to thank you for being an exceptional teacher. Aurora comes home each day and cannot stress how happy she is to be in your class this year. I did not wish to approach you at the time because of the high requests of parents whom wanted to speak to you or ask for conferences. Though I did want to briefly discuss and issue Aurora has brought to my attention. She mentions a student whom sits next to her she refers to him as "Anthony" she informed her Grandmother and I that he is disturbing her in class saying "funny words" she does not understand and sometimes "bad words". Aurora stated she did inform you of the incident and that