Humorous Wedding Speech: I Want To Be A Student

Good evening parents and fellow classmates. We are gathered here tonight to honor the 8th graders from Heninger Elementary K-8 who are here tonight to celebrate the 2nd annual 8th grade promotion. If you don't know me, I'm Henry Bailon, and I've attended Heninger for 9 years. To me, this school means a lot to me because it is an amazing school with great people. My fellow classmates and I are here tonight at our 8th grade Promotion from Heninger Elementary. We are the graduating class of 2017!

I want to thank you all for introducing yourselves. Since you were so kind to tell me about you, I will share a little more about me. I was born and raised in Oklahoma. Some of my earliest memories of OU was attending the football games with my mom and dad. I have one older sister who has a son, named Kyden. He just turned 15 years old. He plays football for Westmoore High School, which is also my alma mater. He is our world! I also have a dog named Max who likes to be the center of attention. He hates to be alone and loves to travel in the car!

As EMS Chief I will be bringing Kevin in at some point today to discuss the half way point of his “mentoring” process and where we stand. As I stated yesterday the guideline was created to mentor, guide and evaluate every medical provider regardless license level. The way the guideline is written it gives the mentor flexibility and tools to work with to meet the objective with every participant. We all agreed Kevin needs to step up and pursue outside clinical experiences to retain all the skills he learned and provide top notch care at his skill level. I have concerns whether this is too much for the Health Center providers to manage, I do not want to ask more than can be expected. Let me chat with Kevin

Hi, I’m Savannah Kay. I originally was going to get up here and say a typical campaign speech on how I would make a great president and why you should vote for me, except, that’s not what I wanted to say and I’m sure that is not what you want to sit through. So instead I’ll tell you why I want to be your class president.

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen we are gathered here today to award the success of all our ESOL students. I would like to say, that without the help of our teachers, we would not be able to achieve the things that we have achieved this year . Therefore, I have to thank all the teachers that this year worked tirelessly to educate the ESOL classes.

Hello, dear sponsor Mr. Joseph Hatzel I warmly greet you in the hope that you are enjoying good health. I want to thank you for your gift, it is very nice. You are always caring about me and that makes me feel as if I were part of your family. I would like to tell you that I am helping my mom and I am learning to cook and to take care of my siblings, Kevin 18 years old, and Joel six years old. I take care especially to the youngest, taking him to school, bringing him back and then doing the homework. Whenever there is a parent meeting at school, I go because my parents are working to send me to college. As I share some time with you, my dream is to become a nurse, I will pursue that dream, saw at home we are helping each other that way. With

I would like to start by sincerely thanking all the people that helped out to make this such a wonderful celebration, and, to everyone for coming to Sam’s 21st party tonight, especially those that have travelled a long distance to be here.

My name is Allison McClain and I am going to be a highschool junior this year. My guidance counselor has been encouraging me to start looking at possible colleges over the summer and I'm interested in Miami's School of Communication! I am thinking about majoring in Journalism. I have already gotten an information packet in the mail, but I was wondering if I could get a copy of the Journalism course descriptions?

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to commemorate the accomplishments and the advancement of each individual student before you today. Many of you are transferring to pursue a higher education, while others are receiving a certificate of completion. Whatever the path may be, we are all contributing to improve the world in which we live in. You have the ability, by the actions you take, to change the world for the better thus generating the butterfly effect.

Hey Mr. Colunga! I hope your doing well. Do you remember me ? I was your student during the summer while I was taking your college class. Do you remember how i bought pizza and gave some to you during the class one day because you are my friend. I gave you some slice of pizza and I could really use your help right now because I need money to pay off a computer from the school for the reason that I had checked it out for too long I have paid most of it but I still need 100 dollars, so I was wondering if you could lend me some money to pay it off. I can pay you off in case your wondering and because I would do the same for you if you needed money to pay off a

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same time. While I honor each and every single one of you with my greatest respects and wishes towards the future, I want everyone to feel the same way I do because this is a very special moment for all of us. This moment will never happen again for any of us. To all of us, our birthday is a special moment and feeling, but that moment and feeling comes many more times than once. This moment which will eventually lead to, if it hasn’t already, a mixture of feelings, is going to lead to feelings you will never feel again.

I just wanted to inform you that I will not be going to school today due to me being sick and not wanting to get anyone else sick. Since I kinda had a feeling that I was going to miss today pages 16 & 17 in my quacket are done but the Circle ones are the ones that I don't think are correctly right. I was also wondering if you could print out my work cited page since I was going to turn it in today.

At the end of may three classes will come together and student ill be presenting a senior speech. I'm looking forward to standing in front of students and sharing my high school experience. I know your schedule is incredibly busy because of store inventory but I would honestly love if you could make it. You have sacrificed so much for our family, and I don't know what I would do without you. I know sometimes I act stubborn and prideful but I thank you for still staying by me and not given up. You taught me to be strong, that I can accomplish anything I set my mind to, and there is no one else I'd rather invite. I really hope to see you there and hear my accomplishment because they're all for you.

It was nice meeting you the other day also! I'm glad to hear that you are pursuing your education and have an interest in business. I meet leaders like you every day who have a desire to do business but who need assistance with clarifying their vision, establishing project and business plans and put ting their dreams into action!

I can remove you from the classes that you do not wish to take. For you convinces I have attached a copy of the May courses that we are offering onsite.