Humorous Wedding Speech: It's Time To Take A College Class

I payed a freshman to write mine last night, so I hope it turned out really cool.

First thank you for choosing U of R for your college study, and I'm sure it's will be a wonderful time in your life. I'm Yunshan Yang, your international student mentor. You can call me Yang for short. I'm from Shenzhen, China, and I'm major in Studio Art and Financial Economics. I'm China right now, and I'm sorry for late emailing, since my grandpa had a surgeon recently. Hope it's not too late :)

I hope this email finds you well. I emailed Ms. Baynes and was told that the applications are under review by the department and if I am being considered further, the department will be in contact with me. Nevertheless, I would like to inform you that my application is more than a job hunt to me as working in higher education is more like a passion. On the other hand, I desperately want to start utilizing my skills again, because I have not been as busy as I use to and I am not very pleased with it. I would like to plead with you to assist a stranger as you would for a daughter, sister, cousin, niece or nephew who needs a job in your university. Thank you very much for your time and consideration. Sorry for any

Hello my fellow citizens you may know me as president Barack Obama. It's an pleasure to stand here and give my speech right here where I'm standing right now. Your probably thinking that I am a rich A## person but I'm not I have to work hard to earn my money. Your probably thinking “all he does is sit there and sign papers and sign contracts” but no you are very wrong about me and all the other presidents. I have to make very tough decision which many people dislikes it and many people agrees with me. Well enough talk about that lets talk more about my personal life in a short and brief description. I was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and I was born at the time August 4,1961. I also appreciate the teachers and staffs that I had to make me such

Good afternoon, my name is Vivian Nguyen, and I’d like to welcome all the staff, family, and friends of Little Elementary to our 6th grade graduation ceremony. Thank you for your presence and with us in making this special day even more memorable. Today, is the day we will graduate from the 6th grade. Of course, we already know that, but do we truly know what it means? To me, it means more than just transferring from sixth grade to seventh grade, it means learning and moving on. Kindergarten, was the foundation to our knowledge because they taught us the basic skills, such as counting and adding. Oh how fun kindergarten was, we sang songs, played games, and never even had to worry about the STAAR test.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to commemorate the accomplishments and the advancement of each individual student before you today. Many of you are transferring to pursue a higher education, while others are receiving a certificate of completion. Whatever the path may be, we are all contributing to improve the world in which we live in. You have the ability, by the actions you take, to change the world for the better thus generating the butterfly effect.

Marriage is a once in a lifetime event and you should feel extremely blessed and happy to experience one. It is a day filled with so much joy, love, light & happiness and the special part of this all is that you get to share all these with your beloved ones. Isn't that wonderful?

Good afternoon everyone, my name is Alexus Autry and I am your president and I have been selected to give this speech that will help out not only everyone on this campus but it shall help out everyone in the world that lives in a place that either suffers from high levels of pollution and or other harmful things in the air. While brainstorming what I was going to put into this speech and the 5 most important things that will make this campus sustainable and environmentally friendly, I came up with what I think the 5 most important things are to make our university, the university that we stand before today, environmentally sustainable and friendly.

I am Aisha Garcia I am running for student council secretary. Please listen to what I have to say. I will listen to you. I understand you and take your advice into consideration. I believe that everyone should have a say and should express their talents. No matter what talent you have. Whether it is baking, singing, dancing, sports, or gaming. Everyone is accepted. I believe that should have a chance to show everyone what they can do. No one is better than the other. Everyone is equal. I will make sure that no one is left out. Everyone deserves a friend. Put your shades on, the future is bright! I also want to thank my teachers and friends for helping me. You make my wishes come true. That is why you should vote for secretary.

Today my team is going to lose its sense of humor and heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes

Hello. For those who don’t know me, I’m Samantha. I am the maid of honour, sister and believe it or not, friend of the bride. I’d like to start off by pointing out that Maryssa looks absolutely stunning. Oh and Braeden, you look alright too I guess.

Hello everyone and thank you all for joining us today on this wonderful evening. I would like to first and foremost thank my family for coming tonight because they’re the most important to me and I’m glad that they could make it and I would also like to thank God for allowing me this opportunity. Tonight marks a night of achievement for all of the recipients of the Multilingual Seal of Proficiency and I want to congratulate everyone on receiving it because I know that it was very difficult procrastinating it all and then doing it the week it’s due. To have received this honor, in my eyes, is a display of perseverance and character. We all tried our best to prove ourselves and we did. The Seal is a representation of mastering another language,

I'm available any time that is convenient for you on Monday, October 05 or Tuesday, October 06. Please let me know what time works best for your schedule. I'm also available this weekend if you have time.

Ladies and gents, since you're sitting here in this town hall tonight, it means that you want answers but not just answers you want solutions.

I can remove you from the classes that you do not wish to take. For you convinces I have attached a copy of the May courses that we are offering onsite.