Humorous Wedding Speech: It's Time To Take A College Class

Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets?

Good afternoon, my name is Vivian Nguyen, and I’d like to welcome all the staff, family, and friends of Little Elementary to our 6th grade graduation ceremony. Thank you for your presence and with us in making this special day even more memorable. Today, is the day we will graduate from the 6th grade. Of course, we already know that, but do we truly know what it means? To me, it means more than just transferring from sixth grade to seventh grade, it means learning and moving on. Kindergarten, was the foundation to our knowledge because they taught us the basic skills, such as counting and adding. Oh how fun kindergarten was, we sang songs, played games, and never even had to worry about the STAAR test.

I hope this email finds you well. I emailed Ms. Baynes and was told that the applications are under review by the department and if I am being considered further, the department will be in contact with me. Nevertheless, I would like to inform you that my application is more than a job hunt to me as working in higher education is more like a passion. On the other hand, I desperately want to start utilizing my skills again, because I have not been as busy as I use to and I am not very pleased with it. I would like to plead with you to assist a stranger as you would for a daughter, sister, cousin, niece or nephew who needs a job in your university. Thank you very much for your time and consideration. Sorry for any

I am Aisha Garcia I am running for student council secretary. Please listen to what I have to say. I will listen to you. I understand you and take your advice into consideration. I believe that everyone should have a say and should express their talents. No matter what talent you have. Whether it is baking, singing, dancing, sports, or gaming. Everyone is accepted. I believe that should have a chance to show everyone what they can do. No one is better than the other. Everyone is equal. I will make sure that no one is left out. Everyone deserves a friend. Put your shades on, the future is bright! I also want to thank my teachers and friends for helping me. You make my wishes come true. That is why you should vote for secretary.

First thank you for choosing U of R for your college study, and I'm sure it's will be a wonderful time in your life. I'm Yunshan Yang, your international student mentor. You can call me Yang for short. I'm from Shenzhen, China, and I'm major in Studio Art and Financial Economics. I'm China right now, and I'm sorry for late emailing, since my grandpa had a surgeon recently. Hope it's not too late :)

I can remove you from the classes that you do not wish to take. For you convinces I have attached a copy of the May courses that we are offering onsite.

I just wanted to inform you that I will not be going to school today due to me being sick and not wanting to get anyone else sick. Since I kinda had a feeling that I was going to miss today pages 16 & 17 in my quacket are done but the Circle ones are the ones that I don't think are correctly right. I was also wondering if you could print out my work cited page since I was going to turn it in today.

I am glad you'll be joining us for our initiation! The event is on April 24th at 5 pm and will last about one hour. It will be held in the Stewart Center, but I do not have a confirmation on the room number yet. I will let you know as soon as I find out. For your speech, t would be great if it could be about 15-20 minutes long. For topics, anything encouraging about education and being a teacher would be great. Some ideas are; why you think education is important, the most important quality that you believe a teacher should have, or what makes a good teacher. We are very excited to have you at our initiation. I will be in touch with you soon to let you know about the room number. Feel free to contact me with any further questions. Thanks again

I'm available any time that is convenient for you on Monday, October 05 or Tuesday, October 06. Please let me know what time works best for your schedule. I'm also available this weekend if you have time.

Marriage is a once in a lifetime event and you should feel extremely blessed and happy to experience one. It is a day filled with so much joy, love, light & happiness and the special part of this all is that you get to share all these with your beloved ones. Isn't that wonderful?

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to commemorate the accomplishments and the advancement of each individual student before you today. Many of you are transferring to pursue a higher education, while others are receiving a certificate of completion. Whatever the path may be, we are all contributing to improve the world in which we live in. You have the ability, by the actions you take, to change the world for the better thus generating the butterfly effect.

Ladies and gents, since you're sitting here in this town hall tonight, it means that you want answers but not just answers you want solutions.

Today my team is going to lose its sense of humor and heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes

Hello. For those who don’t know me, I’m Samantha. I am the maid of honour, sister and believe it or not, friend of the bride. I’d like to start off by pointing out that Maryssa looks absolutely stunning. Oh and Braeden, you look alright too I guess.

Good afternoon everyone, my name is Alexus Autry and I am your president and I have been selected to give this speech that will help out not only everyone on this campus but it shall help out everyone in the world that lives in a place that either suffers from high levels of pollution and or other harmful things in the air. While brainstorming what I was going to put into this speech and the 5 most important things that will make this campus sustainable and environmentally friendly, I came up with what I think the 5 most important things are to make our university, the university that we stand before today, environmentally sustainable and friendly.