Humorous Wedding Speech: Miss Opi's Funeral

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

With that being said, we will be having a small eulogy held for him on the 2nd of July, at 3 PM. The eulogy will be located at the company park where Teddy loved to play. Everyone is welcomed to attend, but it is not a requirement. If anyone would like to bring pictures or say a word at the eulogy they are more than welcomed.

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

His eyes were glued to the remote dimple on the side of her cheek. It was his way of containing the boyish grin that illuminated his face when she spoke. He stared adoringly, until Jinora's hand found the top of his. Kai stepped forward and he took a fortifying breath.

We are all gathered today to commemorate my life. Here I am, lying in my coffin, wearing full white dress, and excessive make up to hide how pale I am today. Some may say that I lived a very short life. And that I was a very nice person, but I was not. I was a girl who does a lot of bad things for the one I loved. I was the girl who swears a lot even it was not needed. I was a girl who disobeys my parents just for some guy who did not even deserve it. I was a sinner, and that may be the reason why I died early. Let me talk about my life. My life was indeed short, too short for me to experience pure happiness. I had an exciting life. I learned how to value the people who were in my life. I learned how to accept that not all people will stay.

I would also like to thank Katya Hernandez and Elton Campbell, two of my best friends. The two of you are the greatest friends I could have ever asked for, and I thank God every day for meeting both of you. Thank you for all you have done for me, and I wish you all the best in your wonderful

Good afternoon y’all. How are you. So I have never publicly spoke in front of a crowded so hopefully you will bare with me and help me get through this. So i'm going to be talking for a little while and I am going to need you to be quiet for a little while so let's all scream now so you won't talk during my speech. . scream on the count of 3 1-2-3 ahhhhhhh. Alright now that that is out of the way. Now you are probably wondering why I am out here.. Have you ever had something laying heavy on your heart. I have and that lead me to come out and speak to you guys today about multiple things. I feel as us as a student body when speakers come and talk to us about bullying,suicide, rape, abuse, ect. We think that things like that do not happen in

It’s my turn to close tonight. It’s a Monday night, so no one is here but one man. I usually don’t close, but I’ve been trying to get all the overtime I can get. I begged my boss for weeks to give me some more hours and he finally gave in. I mean I can understand why he had a hard time deciding because I’m not the most experienced bartender here. I would spend time trying to learn more drinks to make, but I have so much homework to do it takes up most of my time. I thought high school was hard, but college is even harder. In high school, I worked at Friendly’s but still managed to have some extra time. I guess now that I have to support myself financially and attend school, it been a little hard on me. Luckily, I have a scholarship and this

Salam alaikum and good evening, everyone. I would like to thank Brother Naeem Baig and the ICNA National Committee for a phenomenal job organizing this year’s convention honoring the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and for inviting me to speak tonight. I would also like to thank my colleagues at the Arab American Association of New York for their hard work and dedication, which allows me the opportunity to be in attendance at this indispensable conference. I am extremely honored to be here with all of you. It means a lot to me to be back in Baltimore. As some of you may know, last April I participated in the March2Justice, walking on foot with Justice League NYC and friends from across the country from New York City to Washington, D.C. to deliver a "Justice Package" of criminal justice reform legislation that will end racial profiling, demilitarize our police forces, and invest in our communities. Along the way, my fellow marchers and I stopped in this great, and at that time, troubled city and attended Sunday services at the Empowerment Temple and joined Freddie Gray protests at the Western District police station. Those were unforgettable and moving experiences that I will carry with me, always.

Before I begin, on behalf of my family, I would just like to extend our deepest thanks for the tremendous outpouring of love and support we've received from all of you over the last few days. I am personally grateful for all of you being here today

I am assisting Gary Beane with your 403 (b) retirement account. Mr. Beane met with you on the 8/17/17 at Lakes Region General Hospital at 8:30 am; you expressed to him that would like to hold your current investment, but you want to change in your Birth Date due to is wrong on Aspire- the Record-Keeper. I have attached the participant personal information change form. Please, sign it and date it and then send it back to us to that we can resubmit it to aspire to make the appropriate changes. Please, if you have any questions give Mr. Beane a call.

Ladies and gents, since you're sitting here in this town hall tonight, it means that you want answers but not just answers you want solutions.

Good evening to the class of 2017, people I have never met, teachers who only passed me because they wanted me to graduate, Yucaipa high staff that is being forced to be here to get a 2% raise in their salary, friends, aqontenses, and most importantly my family. I am so very honored to give this fine speech today. Now as you can probably tell already, my speech is going to be more on a humorous note, but everything I will say tonight say is very sincere and has a true meaning. So hopefully with a little bit of luck that I wont pass out from the fear of speaking in front of thousands of people tonight, lets make tonight a night to

When I sat down to write this speech, there were so many things that I wanted to say about Courtney that I didn’t know where to start. there were so many beautiful things that I wanted to say about Courtney, that I didn’t know where to start, but this is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

iii) Even though you are my little sister, I have learned so much from you and I admire you.