Humorous Wedding Speech: Moving To America

My fellow colonists, we have gathered here today to tell you how important it is to maintain a good relationship with England and keep peace with His Majesty, King George III. If we are foolish enough to start a blow (war) with England, the most powerful country in the world, who knows what countries would ally with them? Hear out my reasons of why we should keep peace with this monarchy.

Oh, Cousin, how I miss you so. I have so much to share with you. I thought we had a tough life in Ireland, but now we are working even harder for a better life in America. Last month, we finally arrived in NY and had to make it through a place called Ellis Island to get approval to live in the United States of America. You know how hard Mom and Dad worked on the farm in Ireland. Now, they are working even harder with less pay. The sadness that Mom and Dad faced in Ireland when the potato crop failed last year was very rough. We had to move here because we would have starved to death without our crops. Mom and Dad thought coming to America would bring new opportunities to prosper.

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress: It is a great privilege to be here to outline a new budget and a new approach for governing our great country.

Hey! (Applause.) What's going on? (Applause.) Thank you all so much. You guys, that's a command -- rest yourselves. (Laughter.) We're almost at the end. (Laughter.) Hello, everyone. And, may I say for the last time officially, welcome to the White House. Yes! (Applause.) Well, we are beyond thrilled to have you all here to celebrate the 2017 National School Counselor of the Year, as well as all of our State Counselors of the Year. These are the fine women, and a few good men -- (laughter) -- one good man -- who are on this stage, and they represent schools from across this country.

All Teddy asks is that an immigrant respects American citizenship and is intellectually and physically fit. The United States is suggested that it needs to be friendly to any nation, and judge that nations conduct by the condition it’s in. No one should not care what type of person someone is, from living in America. No matter who fought in War, they were tied into being Americans together. “Their honor was my honor.”

I know you probably weren't expecting, nor want, to hear from me but when your mother came down to Arizona a few weeks ago she promised to give me your address. The reason being that I WANTED it; I want to talk to you. For the past few months the thought of you and our time together has been popping into my thoughts- no matter how simple they may be; memories replay on a constant loop, which is highly distracting... And once I heard you left for San Diego and happened to be in California while I was in the same area I couldn't believe how proud I was- AM- of you. I felt like you needed to know but I didn't have the opportunity until I saw your mother. And even then, I didn't know I could reach you this way.

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

Flights are also bought. I will arrive in NY on March 14th and stay in US until July 19th.

I hope you are doing well and that the abr tour has been a great one for you guys. Parting ways is never simple. I am well aware that writing to you goes against everything society states is the proper way to deal with this experience, I can't seem to fall in line with the masses. Let it be clear that this is not a plea and it holds no expectation of you. This is to share what I should have shared while in California and what should have been addressed when our relationship was abruptly ended.

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I am happy to announce I (Thomas McInnes) have made it through my first year. I learnt a lot in my first year. Such this like:

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I was just checking to see if you received my e-mail with financial aid statements? I'm still waiting to hear back from HR to the letter of transfer in the alternative, potentially calling the store manager and Wrentham may also work to validate my employment. As I'm working full-time it, did you still want to cosign? My understanding is that I do not need a cosigner as I am currently working full-time with an income to support an adequate lifestyle. Please don't hesitate to contact me with any additional documents needed or for additional references as I have no rental history.

I am hoping that you had a good trip and that you are not feeling exhausted from trying to catch up on everything that you missed.

As of last afternoon yesterday, I received words from the prospect's representative stating that the prospect is going to try to see if she can have one of the doctors to sign a personal guarantee. I'm not sure why the actual tenant does not want to sign the personal guarantee, but relegate that to another partner. But in either case, I've mentioned to them for a final answer by 5:00 PM today and then from here on, I've mentioned to them we'll go on a first-come-first-serve basis going forward if we come across another prospect. Matter in fact, I've come across another prospect that is showing interest with the space, although at this point, I don't know much about their financials, etc... I am going to give this prospect a call