Humorous Wedding Speech: Mr. Jacoby's Bedroom

An intriguing speech event that I take part of in my daily life is at the place of my work; a restaurant in Old Town. Under the employ in the service industry, it’s a common knowledge among co-workers that speech patterns change when interacting with a customer. It becomes a running joke between co-workers, mimicking the heightened, sociable pitches and over friendly choices of words. As a waitress in a typical restaurant setting, the content of this unofficial speech event are the repeated cycles of satisfactory waiting; tone of voice, particular utterances, bodily positions we take in front of the tables we offer service to. Here, it is more relative to focus on the higher pitches that take over our voices and the recurring outgoing utterances

I just wanted to shoot you an email regarding any possibility of dropping or improving upon the second Mockingbird quiz we took last week. I know this is probably a longshot, and I definitely deserve the grade I received. However, I've put an effort forward to improve upon my reading habits and attain a better grasp of the novel, and would therefore appreciate a chance to improve or remove a less than acceptable grade. However, if this cannot happen, I understand.

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

She walked in with a short girl. I grinned and screamed to Rego beside me "She's my friend Bonny! :D"

Thank you all for coming and joining us here today. My wife, Louise Mallard, was a young, frail, and timid woman who was afflicted with heart trouble. Our marriage was not out of the ordinary, for I knew we both adored each other a great deal. Even though she is no longer with us I will continue to care for her memory as I cared for her throughout our marriage. Louise wasn’t just a devoted wife to me but a sister to Josephine and their relationship was very close indeed. In these hard times, Josephine has been a blessing to me. Josephine was there for Louise in the good times and the bad. I am sure Josephine will always treasure the memories of her sister close to her heart. Louise Mallard has left her memories to be treasured by her family

Last Sunday when you call me I was very happy because my expectation was you are willing to spend some time with my family. Moreover, particularly I am happy on behalf of my daughter because I thought she will have fun with her grandfather brother’s. However, everything I thought was wrong because you are looking for us to blame me and shame us. I am so sorry for many of you are still striving on the same negative attitude toward me. I know you are going to forward this email to Daddy ( Dr. Urgessa) don’t worry this time I am already CC him.

My fellow classmates, family, friends, and falculty thank you for being here today as we close a chapter of our lives here at Brazos Christian. First and foremost, I would like to give all the glory and honor today to the Lord because without him our high school experience would have been a lot different. There is a particular person that I would like to thank that is going to seem odd and her name is Rebecca Doncov. Many of you are aware of why I am thanking her, but others are not. As a 7th grader, Rebecca decided to bet me that I could not make all A+s in high school, so I did. The consequence of this is that I now have to give a speech in front of all of you. I am not the most eloquent of speakers, nor do I always please people with my opinion, so

I would first like to apologize for my irresponsibility of not notifying you that I was not going to attend class on the following dates 8/2/2016 and 8/3/16. during the weekend I had been outside working and I did not stay hydrated therefore I begin to feel dizzy I didn't think it was anything until I began to vomit and sweat profusely. My doctor stated that due to my lack of hydration I had heat exhaustion. I did not attend class these two days because of a substantial headache and vomiting that I have had. As of today I am no longer vomiting but I do have an intolerable headache. I have been keeping up with the class as well as being active on web spam I am planning to return to class tomorrow. thank you

Before January ventures off in search for a wife, he decides to speak to his friends and tells him his wishes, he states, “But o thyng warne I yow, my freendes deere/ I wol moon oold wyf han in no manere/ She shal nat passe twenty yeer, certayn/ Oold fissh and yong flessh wolde I have ful fayn,” (lines 1415-18). He bluntly states that he desires a very young wife, no more than twenty, and this is a mistake because he fails to consider that marriage is a huge commitment therefore, it should be based off of love and not desire. This quote indicates how Januarie blindly believes that he can use May’s youth and beauty to his own advantage when in fact, May will eventually uses her age to exploit Januarie in the tale. Furthermore, January embarks

We are all gathered here today with my dad and dee to celebrate their love for each other. In my eyes they are such a inspiring couple they love each other unconditionally you guys make one an other laugh,smile, you have the funniest memories and I'm talking like there's some interesting one hahaha and there's so much more you guy have experience together. The two of you are like peanut butter and jelly you're the perfect match and no one could ever change that. I am so happy that my dad met someone so great for him and that have the patience for him lol good luck dee..but dad you have taught me to be independent and go for what I want and that exactly what I do. I can couldn't on you for anything and everything, you out of a lot of people in my life have the most faith and trust in me which mean that absolute world to me.

Good evening, thank you for having me here. I’m honored that I have been chosen to give my commencement speech and I’m glad to be here. First off, I’d like to thank the superintendent, also thanks to the administration, staff, the graduating class, and to all of you attended here today. The next generation, gathered here today, I’d like to tell you something very important that (I hope) you will consider sometime in the future. life is extremely difficult and challenging unless you work for your dreams and what you wish to achieve. Reach for the sky, because nothing is impossible unless you make it. I wish I had done certain things to my best ability, but that is in the past and time stops for no one. The future is what you should look forward

Thank you for the kind words about Brianna. It's always nice to hear good things about your children. Her father and I are very proud of her.

Good Morning Everyone , . I hope you have had a wonderful week . I have a fantastic Friday announcement . JEAN WEEK - ALL WEEK . yes , I said it . (Thank you Monica !!) Casual jean wears / wore for the ENTIRE WEEK of Sept . 18-Sept . 22 for just $10 . I will send out purple casual about a cause stickers to wear (like the picture below ) for each office . This way our customers will know why we are so comfortable with work hours . Please be sure to wear work appropriate jeans that follows / followed our company policies . If you feel so inclined you can wear purple as well but that is not a requirement . Enjoy your weekend and prepare for a week in your favorite Levi's to help insure an end to Alzheimers in our future . Tina , if you wouldn't

I too, like to talk a lot. all other attempts to write this have turned out to be much to long. (this is the 6th time I'm rewriting this) So I'll get straight to the point.