Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom)

If I tend to marry her now than I will have to spend a lot of time looking at both the business and I could not spend quality time with her, yet some betraying part of my heart wants to marry her now as I have spent almost 12 years of my life without seeing even a glimpse of her and nor heard a word from her.

“We were only eighteen when we wedded. She was the love of my life. I still remember our wedding day like it was just yesterday. She stood there at the end of the isle, looking gorgeous as always. Her gentle, ivory shoulders were exposed through the lace of her wedding dress and her luscious strawberry blonde hair fell in perfect ringlets around her pale, yet flawless face.”

Best man 1: Ladies and gentlemen, may I thank you for attending this wonderful occasion. You can all agree that today has been a great success, so far, they look absolutely stunning. So if you could raise your glasses. To the bride and

(Stand up, mobile phone in hand)” Well thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches."

When I look at the bride and groom, I feel such a kaleidoscope of emotions. I know that Kari has found her true match and I know that theirs will be a marriage of long standing. My heart is bursting with love for you two today. I know you have a wonderful adventure ahead of you, and with God?s blessing your marriage will last for decades to come.

of the fiend—‘I will be with you on your wedding night!’ Such was my sentence, and on

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

The groom and ushers would wear full morning dress for the wedding. This included dark blue or black frock coats or cut-aways, and light-colored neckties and trousers. The bridegroom, however, would wear white gloves, while the ushers would wear gloves of a “delicate” color. According to Young, the bridegroom would give his groomsmen a “scarf pin of some quaint device, or some other slight memento of the day, as a slight acknowledgement of their services.”

Newton. Just tell Quincy what you need and he will have some of our tailors insure you are comfortable. Besides, you will need a few things for the engagement party and the wedding as well. If you don’t mind, would you and Mr. Newton be agreeable to wear the silk pajamas, robes and slippers I had made for you for this weekend? You and Mr. Newton do have several sets of nightwear and swimwear for you to use. I am aware you enjoy lounging at the pool, and Quincy has already restocked the bar for your visits. I really want too…”

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Firstly on behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank the groom for his kind words, and may I also say that they have done a fantastic job today and all of them look absolutely beautiful.

The Speech I Wish I Gave at Your Wedding The speech I wish I gave at your wedding, It would have been full of bliss, Topped with tick-tock time capsules, And glimmerings of child-like wonder; Whispers of late-night gossiping, Of giggles, cherubs, and secrecy between sisters; Stories of boys, girls, tree houses, And twisted roads brim with broken window glass, Even a lack or chivalry from our dad. We’d share in the delights and sweet innocence Of teacup ceremonies with dolls in dark closets.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.

When Saturday came, I did not know I would feel confused or fell as out of place as I did. However, on the way to the church I figured this would be the typical wedding, where they would say their vows and the preacher would say “you may kiss the bride”, then I could make it home to watch the end of the buckeye’s game. Nevertheless, this is not how the wedding would go.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is my first experience in playing such a large role in a wedding. And I really appreciate Lee and Susan giving me the opportunity to make a fool of myself in front their friends and family, rather than just my own all the time.