Humorous Wedding Speech: West Ariae High School

I’m Liz and I would like to start off by saying, “Good Morning”, and thank all of you for coming today to celebrate with the class of 2017 as today marks a huge milestone in our lives. For me specifically, I’m going to start off by thanking my family, friends, coaches, the faculty, and mentors (especially Oba); for supporting and guiding me through the good and bad times. Without you all, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far in my life. Secondly, I’d like to thank Konawaena for allowing me to compete in unpopular sports, excel in my classes, and grow into the person I am today. If you knew me freshman year, you’d remember that I could barely look people in the eye and was too meek to speak. Now, I’m not crushed with shyness, put myself out there and actually developed bonds with people that I will cherish forever. This school allowed me to meet amazing people and have unforgettable memories. Konawaena will hold a special place in my heart as it gave me a second chance to be who I truly am.

Jason stepped forward and extended his hand. “Good morning, Mr. Birch. We can’t tell you how excited we are to have you here,” Jason said.

Good evening parents and fellow classmates. We are gathered here tonight to honor the 8th graders from Heninger Elementary K-8 who are here tonight to celebrate the 2nd annual 8th grade promotion. If you don't know me, I'm Henry Bailon, and I've attended Heninger for 9 years. To me, this school means a lot to me because it is an amazing school with great people. My fellow classmates and I are here tonight at our 8th grade Promotion from Heninger Elementary. We are the graduating class of 2017!

I am pleased to be here today to help celebrate you on your last day as a middle schooler. As you prepare to move up to the High School, I encourage you to reflect on your experience at the Middle School and the lessons that have prepared you for your next step.

I wanted to say thank you for all the family has done for me and that you might never see me again and that i'm willing to die for what's right and for my country i am now going to tell you how me experience was in the union.It started when i got to my regiement it was called 1st michigan infantry once i got there i had met some friends one of them was from irland he was really intresting he just died in the battle before.It Day 12 the food is getting really boring and plain the pork is getting moldy from the week before the coffe is extremly bitter I can here people talking about robert e lee and how there going to destroy us yea right i chuckled really hard well thats all for today.Day14 the night before we heard gun shots and cannons so we got up with our guns and rifles ready tofight for our lives but it was some kids just goofing off with our stuff we told to them to leave and never come back day 17 sorry its been a few days since i wrote i was just in a battle i was shot in the finger this might be suprising while your reading this but i have a very good doctor he just washed his hands im very lucky to be alive

I am checking in to see how Jesalyn is doing in class? She informed me yesterday when I got home from work, she had a scheduled meeting with you, but had to meet her sister to walk her home. I would like to know what she can do to make this time up with you? If there is anything I can do please let me know. Jesalyn is starting to make small improvements at home and with her attitude. I hope with her father and I holding her more accountable for her actions this will also help improve her work ethic during school.

As EMS Chief I will be bringing Kevin in at some point today to discuss the half way point of his “mentoring” process and where we stand. As I stated yesterday the guideline was created to mentor, guide and evaluate every medical provider regardless license level. The way the guideline is written it gives the mentor flexibility and tools to work with to meet the objective with every participant. We all agreed Kevin needs to step up and pursue outside clinical experiences to retain all the skills he learned and provide top notch care at his skill level. I have concerns whether this is too much for the Health Center providers to manage, I do not want to ask more than can be expected. Let me chat with Kevin

Legacy: I would like to thank all of my family, friends, teachers, and coaches who have supported me throughout high school. I would like to Kip and Julie Johnson, my parents. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. No matter how hard I was on you guys, you never gave up on me. You always knew that I could do better and constantly encouraged me to do so. I would also like to say a special thanks to my girlfriend Bekka. You have always been there for me since the 9th grade when we started dating. You always helped me with any of my work that I had sturggled with. I appreciate you always telling me that I could do better, even though I was lazy. Thank you for always supporting me, love. I would next like to thank all my friends: Tyler, Hugo, Ed, Casey, Tristan, James,

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen we are gathered here today to award the success of all our ESOL students. I would like to say, that without the help of our teachers, we would not be able to achieve the things that we have achieved this year . Therefore, I have to thank all the teachers that this year worked tirelessly to educate the ESOL classes.

I was out of the office. Yes, he told me the same. He received an offer from a two-year school in Illinois. He thinks through this school he will have a better chance to get a full scholarship at a four-year college.

We’re all different in our ways, That’s how I feel towards this world where everyone is their own thing in every possible way. I think we should change the game up a little bit to where everyone knows the motto. I believe that everybody wants to be the same as everyone to fit in but I see no point in that because once people see the latest gadgets… It’s like POW! In a second they want it because it’s a trend for what people need to fit in. I also hope Donald Trump doesn’t win this presidential candidate because I feel that he disgraces everyone in this world for what they do and wear & by that he keeps criticising them which makes the people of this world to follow the new trend that’s out there today. People should feel that they should be loved and honored for anything what they do in life that makes them happy.

“It is my great pleasure this fresh and glorious morning to welcome you to Yama Middle School’s 100th Commencement. Class of 2016, you have long anticipated this day, some with eagerness, some with anxiety, some with a complicated mix emotions---but whatever you are feeling here today, you deserve to hold a keen sense of pride. You’ve made it!” President Yu proclaims.

Good afternoon, my name is Vivian Nguyen, and I’d like to welcome all the staff, family, and friends of Little Elementary to our 6th grade graduation ceremony. Thank you for your presence and with us in making this special day even more memorable. Today, is the day we will graduate from the 6th grade. Of course, we already know that, but do we truly know what it means? To me, it means more than just transferring from sixth grade to seventh grade, it means learning and moving on. Kindergarten, was the foundation to our knowledge because they taught us the basic skills, such as counting and adding. Oh how fun kindergarten was, we sang songs, played games, and never even had to worry about the STAAR test.

I just wanted to inform you that I will not be going to school today due to me being sick and not wanting to get anyone else sick. Since I kinda had a feeling that I was going to miss today pages 16 & 17 in my quacket are done but the Circle ones are the ones that I don't think are correctly right. I was also wondering if you could print out my work cited page since I was going to turn it in today.

Good afternoon everyone, my name is Alexus Autry and I am your president and I have been selected to give this speech that will help out not only everyone on this campus but it shall help out everyone in the world that lives in a place that either suffers from high levels of pollution and or other harmful things in the air. While brainstorming what I was going to put into this speech and the 5 most important things that will make this campus sustainable and environmentally friendly, I came up with what I think the 5 most important things are to make our university, the university that we stand before today, environmentally sustainable and friendly.