Humorous Wedding Speech: Who Am I Do?

Hi and good evening.. For those of you who don’t know me I'm Mo, Deanna is my (only by 197 days)older sister

Attention everybody! I would like to propose a toast to the bride and groom – Sydney and Adrian. For those of you who don’t know me, I am Sydney’s younger sister. I am honored to be given an opportunity to speak at here at this wedding. I would like to

Hey there Elise, I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

Good Afternoon, Susan! I know that it has been awhile since we have spoken, and I hope that you are doing well. I have loved following Noah's Ark on Facebook these past couple months watching you guys grow and welcome so many new members into the family. It is so exciting to see you guys impacting so many lives through what Noah has been doing.

“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

Good morning Carole, Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. I am glad hearing from you in this new Life. How was your night?

I figured that I would talk with you about your songs when you came here, but then once you were here, I didn’t want to mention or discuss them with Ian around, so I felt funny. You did a good job and charlotte’s playing adds a nice touch. I didn’t

Good evening, Confidante! Well aren't you looking very charming today? I have no tangible reason to excuse my inability to pen you last night. I have no recollection of last night's activities; I might have been exhausted. :-) Anyhting worth talking about today? Absolutely. Of late, I havepicked up an embarassingly inveterate

People love them or hate them I have met people who simply can’t get enough of my darling offspring, and people who have openly told me: “I don’t really like babies.” The same goes for puppies. You will meet people who will want to know everything (and always that age old question: “Is she good?” to which you will smile and say: “She’s great!” even if only that morning you were tearing your hair out because she was being very vocal about her dislike for a leaf in your back garden).

There are not enough words or ways to express how grateful I am to my family, friends, this community and absolute strangers. I just want to say thank you to everyone for their prayers and support, both emotionally and financially, for the many cards, hugs and phone calls that have been recieved after Justin’s passing.

It is good to hear from you! I hope you are having a great summer thus far.

I just want to start by saying thank you to all my friends and family for being so understanding about having no free time to go to family events on occasions. I want to personally thank my mother and father for never giving up on me and striving to find ways to help me when I was I need of assistance. I want to thank Loren for going through the motions through this long hard year. I know it was stressful and irritating but this year has ended and much more to come. A big shout out to my wonderful kids for being great Guinea pigs and making my life wonderful. Thank you to the next big supporters in my life which would be Ray and Elaine Herron. You two have been a tremendous help with the kids and Elaine with all the red marks destroying my

ood evening Sue, I have just read your email and so good to hear from you. We are having issues with our website. Hoping to get fixed soon but that won't stop us from getting to know each other.

Being a king involves being in contact with English and international media but Prince William publicly stated his dislike for the press which may be caused by his parents’ divorce and his mother’s tragic death that were strongly represented in the media for many years. That is an issue, since, ,let’s be honest, we are fan of media and gossip!