Humorous Wedding Speech: Who Am I Do?

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets?

In Birmingham City Jail on April 16, 1963, Martin King Luther Jr. wrote, “My dear Fellow Clergymen, While confined here in the Birmingham City Jail, I came across your recent statement calling our present activities "unwise and untimely."” This is the beginning of King’s letter to the clergymen that was over 6,000 words long. This letter spoke about law and justice for racial inequalities, and in this letter, he was trying to convince the clergymen to act and stop racial inequalities. To do this, Martin King Luther Jr. used many types of figurative language, for example metaphors and similes, and different types of structure to help prove his point.

I know that it has been awhile since we have spoken, and I hope that you are doing well. I have loved following Noah's Ark on Facebook these past couple months watching you guys grow and welcome so many new members into the family. It is so exciting to see you guys impacting so many lives through what Noah has been doing.

Hello, everybody! Merry Christmas! Mele Kalikimaka! Happy New Year! Happy Hanukkah! We just want to -- hope you guys are having a great holiday. And it is wonderful to see all of you.

I figured that I would talk with you about your songs when you came here, but then once you were here, I didn’t want to mention or discuss them with Ian around, so I felt funny. You did a good job and charlotte’s playing adds a nice touch. I didn’t think it was a good idea to play ray’s lament for grandma chickpea, because it sounds like ray in the neither world. Besides, she would go and tell Vince about it, then all of them would sit around on a computer analyzing your music, pages, and all that stuff.

Well aren't you looking very charming today? I have no tangible reason to excuse my inability to pen you last night. I have no recollection of last night's activities; I might have been exhausted. :-)

I have met people who simply can’t get enough of my darling offspring, and people who have openly told me: “I don’t really like babies.” The same goes for puppies. You will meet people who will want to know everything (and always that age old question: “Is she good?” to which you will smile and say: “She’s great!” even if only that morning you were tearing your hair out because she was being very vocal about her dislike for a leaf in your back garden).

Call me Al, you may have heard of me. Al is not my name, it’s a nickname, the home-grown

There are not enough words or ways to express how grateful I am to my family, friends, this community and absolute strangers. I just want to say thank you to everyone for their prayers and support, both emotionally and financially, for the many cards, hugs and phone calls that have been recieved after Justin’s passing.

Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. I am glad hearing from you in this new Life. How was your night?

I have just read your email and so good to hear from you. We are having issues with our website. Hoping to get fixed soon but that won't stop us from getting to know each other.

“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

I just want to start by saying thank you to all my friends and family for being so understanding about having no free time to go to family events on occasions. I want to personally thank my mother and father for never giving up on me and striving to find ways to help me when I was I need of assistance. I want to thank Loren for going through the motions through this long hard year. I know it was stressful and irritating but this year has ended and much more to come. A big shout out to my wonderful kids for being great Guinea pigs and making my life wonderful. Thank you to the next big supporters in my life which would be Ray and Elaine Herron. You two have been a tremendous help with the kids and Elaine with all the red marks destroying my

Enticingly, the Spanish colonists came to this land with a passionate goal to develop the land and extract its natural resources for their profit. To this day, the Spanish’s action on this land has brought prosperity and has propagated California to be the leading roles in the innovation of new technologies and the production of movies. Despite of having this reputation, people seldom discuss on the origin of the land. When the Spanish came, the Indian are the inhabitants of the land; ruling the land and surviving with all the natural resource. As history is depicted by the victor, the fate of the right owner of the land has always been untold. Their once peaceful time had ceased to continue as the Spanish colonized and stole the land from the Indian. Trickeries and militaries were used by the colonists to exploit the land for their benefits. The Indian population begin to decline as the newcomers were “[gobbling] up native foods and undermined the free or “gentile” tribes efforts to remain economically independent” and the outbreak epidemic of “European diseases” had declined “60% of the population of mission Indians (Castillo). To not disremember the suffering of their people, poems like Indian Cartography by Deborah Miranda and Itch Like Crazy: Resistance by Wendy Rose are composed to capture their heart-breaking moments and to disclose their suffering to the world, but both poems have a different goals: Indian Cartography emphasizes on sympathy; while Itch Like Crazy