Essay on Humorous Wedding Speech by Brother of the Groom

Best man 1: Good evening everyone. I must warn you we are both pretty nervous about doing this speech. We have spent many a night awake, trying plan it to no avail. We were both so nervous about doing this speech we asked the groom for some advice on how to prepare for talking to a large audience.

Good evening everyone. Hope you are all having a great time. I will try to keep this brief as I am eagerly anticipating that part of the night when the best man humiliates the groom.

(Bradbury 1). This quote explains that George loves his children very much. Every parent loves their children and believe that they are the best things on Earth. Similarly, George also feels this way with his children. In addition, George is a very careless person and does not pay much attention to what is going around

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

To the bridesmaids: we admire them for their beauty, respect them for their intelligence, adore them for their virtues, and love them because we can't help it. Anonymous "And nature swears, the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O; Her 'prentice hand she tried on man, And then she made the lasses, O."

Abstract: This is basically an in depth take on George's life and how he reacted to his diagnoses. It goes through some of his crucial developmental stages in his life and how his character morphed. It also describes his emotions, personality, and what motivated him to change into the person he became after his diagnoses.

Philip’s heart sank. He was never very good in front of crowds. He decided he would just have to wing it. It would need to be short and sweet. He would say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury…wait, no. Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored that my work has been honored in such a way…wait, too many honoreds…crap, thought Philip, flustered.

Now Mike, some people will tell you that marriage is a 50/50 partnership. I don't know who made

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I’m not an experienced public speaker, so I find it easier just to read the speech word for word. In fact, I’ve practiced it almost daily for about a week and a half now, so that I know it very well. It’s a tip that I read in a book about public speaking. I’ve also been drinking profusely to help calm my pre-speech nerves. I made that tip up myself.

Ladies and Gentlemen I am delighted to welcome you here tonight to celebrate the Marriage of Polly and Justin. I know that many of you have travelled many thousands of Kilometres to be here with us, and I welcome you and thank you for being here. I know Polly and Justin greatly appreciate your presence and your sacrifice.

Yesterday around this time we were teeing off for the second hole in hopes of a birdie and or a hole in one...great memories!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.