Essay about Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom

"Arjun I and Matthews want you to tie knot with Jade as soon as possible, as she has finished her studies and she will be even entering into business world so we both want you to guide her and be with her in all her steps" said Mr. Advith Rana my dad taking a seat in my cabin.

Best man 1: I first met the groom on a night out at the local night club known then as "5th Avenue" in the early 1990s. He was still a bit out of touch with fashion even back then. I remember after chatting to him for a awhile him asking me some advice on meeting women, the only chat-up lines he had were: "Here's some money, phone your mum and tell her you wont be coming home tonight."

By all accounts we are lucky that the groom is here today. I have it on good authority that when he

Being married for several years now, my husband and I thought about the words of advice that we?d like to give to the newlyweds. Together we came up with this:

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

Good evening. I would like to begin by welcoming each and every one of you to this joyous and stressful occasion.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the groom's father, Ken, and I have the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out there are two reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look younger and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didn't want to burden any of his friends with the terrible prospect of having to give this speech.

My younger brother got engaged while I was pregnant with my daughter. Since, both of the mother’s had passed away, I felt obligated to help my brother with the wedding plans. Arrangements were going well, and I flew to Denver to see him and his fiancé. I helped with wedding dress shopping, booking a venue, coordinating flowers, and reserving a place to have the rehearsal dinner.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I must thank Donald for his kind words. I must also thank all of you for coming today - I know how hard it is to get a day release.

Before you enter into a new life as husband and wife, I will give you some words of wisdom to help you continue to grow as a couple, be able to communicate effectively and be able to overcome the storms that may come throughout your relationship.

Rose glanced aside to him and ducked her own hurriedly as Father Twain began, “Oh Eternal God, creator and preserver of all mankind, giver of all spiritual grace, the author of everlasting life, send thy blessing upon these thy servants, this man and this woman, whom we bless in thy name, so these persons may surely perform and keep the vows and covenants betwixt them made, whereof these rings given and received are a token and pledge, and may ever hereafter remain in perfect love and peace together, and live according to thy laws, through our Lord. Amen,” he said, “Ye may rise,” and Alyn grunted as he shoved the weight of himself and his armor back to his feet, drawing Rose up as

“Maybe you’re right Jane, I can’t turn back now!” You say in an optimistic tone. A few hours later the ceremony begins, Everyone you love is there the sun is out and nothing can go wrong. Hand in hand you walk up with your father, Black Tuxedo hair fixed up he looks sharper than a knife. The procession to the altar seems like a thousand mile journey, but it seems like all of these steps are only leading you closer and closer to what you’ve desired for years upon years. As you walk you look at Brendan at the altar he gasps when he looks back at you, happiness fills you to the very brim and finally you make it to the altar. The priest begins to read off the scriptures and the service begins. You and Brendan exchange your vows and finally the priest asks, “Do you Marin Luiz Benitez take Brendan A Jones to be your Husband?”

Barbara De Angelis once said “The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make- not just on your wedding day, but over and over again- and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.” A successful marriage is based on love, trust, equality, and respect. Without those things a marriage won’t succeed.

Unfortunately, he will not be available to perform this ceremony as he has a prior family engagement to attend that weekend and sends his regrets.

Now Mike, some people will tell you that marriage is a 50/50 partnership. I don't know who made