Humorous Weddings-Personal Narrative

I’m currently sitting in my room thinking about how great these two weeks with you were. Thank you so much for all the memories and fun times. I will always hold them very close to me. My god, it has only been a couple hours since you left and I already miss you so much. You have made me immensely happy, I cannot express that enough. I only hope to make you as happy as you make me. I know we are both still young, but no matter what happens or where life takes us, I know for a fact that I will always love you. You have taught me so much and I will forever be grateful for that.

The first time I met Sofia was at Chuckie Cheese. I was twelve at the time and my dad had come to the conclusion that after 10 months, he would finally introduce me to the half sibling I didn’t know existed. At the time, my parents had been separated for over a year and the idea of my “cookie cutter” family breaking up had still not fully resonated to my siblings and I. Sofia was just a few months at the time, and in the first hour I met her I had determined that she cried too much and that I hated her. I hated that she represented a secret my dad had kept from us and that she was reassurance that my family would never return to the way we used to be. But most of all, I hated that she was so innocent and pure, yet she was placed unknowingly into a world of so much danger.

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

I woke up to the smell of love on that muggy, August morning. There was absolutely no time to waste on sleeping, so I scrambled around the house reaching for the last of the items I would need for the day. I stumbled to the car in my bright pink tank top and cool green shorts, and we were on our way. My mom and I knew the morning would be unsuccessful without a little sugar, so we made a brief pit stop for my favorite breakfast snack ever: Cini Minis from Burger King! We then proceeded to our work for the day.

Not wanting to intrude on Violet’s hospitality any longer she spoke up, “I think we should go. It was nice finding part of my family living in the family home and keeping our heritage alive.”

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“Good morning Ms. Britney, how are you?” Good morning, Mr. Douglas, I am doing well. Thank you.” I responded with a partial smile on my face. I just started a hot pot of coffee, it should be ready when you get settled. He said as he was walking down the hall. Douglas is one of our embalmers at the mortuary. He has been with me for about five years now and he really does a great job. It’s funny because I would never have guessed that I would be owing and running my own funeral home business. It’s been almost 6 years since I opened my door and 10 years since I have been involved in the funeral home business. I remember like it was yesterday, I was out of college and needed a job. I ran into Mr. Edwards at the gas station and ended up getting

Once upon a time, in a little tiny cottage with only a few scrap pieces of food lived a little skinny wife. Her name was Meghan. She lived with her husband, Nick. Nick was a grumpy, young, man. Meghan did not know if Nick loved her. One night, the sky was dark, and the night was cold she heard the old creaky door slam shut! She ran out to the porch trying not to slip and fall in one of the cracks, seeing a man running away in the forest, she stepped on this tiny piece of paper saying in bold letter. “I am sorry Meg, you deserve better, Xoxo Nick” Nick was gone she thought, what was she going to without anyone to love her she cried out to the goddess of love, Aphrodite. She prayed to Aphrodite to help her find love. Months passed, Meghan was

Today we started and Broomsticks my waking the resident up and take her to the bathroom she had urinated in the toilet but had no bowel movement. Next we took her to breakfast and made her bed. Call bacon French toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast.

I too, like to talk a lot. all other attempts to write this have turned out to be much to long. (this is the 6th time I'm rewriting this) So I'll get straight to the point.

I walked to my window and looked at my kingdom, well not my kingdom but I was getting married then crowned queen in a month so close enough. I looked down as my father’s workers hauled hay into the stables. I then saw the highly decorated carriage with pure black horses pulling it. The carriage was complete with gold crowing and a whale painted on the side.

The time finally arrived. Meredith and Derek were getting prepared to say “I do” to each other. As he buttoned up his suit and she zippered up her dress, memories came flushing through Meredith’s mind. Oh how long she waited for this day to come, after all the sleepless nights and aching heart breaks, the time has arrived. All this thinking came to a halt when Derek came into the room. “Ahhh!” Meredith gasps hiding herself behind the curtain, “Derek! You can’t see me before the wedding, it’s bad luck!” As he turned around to talk to Meredith he couldn’t stop thinking about how beautiful she looked in her gown. He knew that there could never be bad luck between them. As they heard the church bells ringing, they knew it was time to go down.

"Only bare until I've decided if I should ask for your help in selecting the ring, or assume that responsibility myself and hope you don't hate my choice," Richard grinned. The fact they were now ensconced in the taxi further soothing his mind with each mile they it put between them and the airport. With her head pressed to her chest and his lips brushing her soft, silky hair, the man's heart swelled with adoration. "I still intend to propose you properly, and you'll have no idea when or how, and won't see it coming."

“One thing you never do is tell a person thank you when they help you out. Please don’t talk to my daddy about this because he’s doing me a favor not you.” Mike felt a little funny about her statement because of the things Luke said about her. “What’s wrong Mike?”

I stand in front of the mirror as I put on my tie fixing my jacket making sure there were no wrinkles as my best friend Tyler and Adrienne ran around the apartment getting ready. Tyler and I have been best friends since high school now him and Adrienne were engaged after three years. The bride Patrice was very punctual about time so when Adrienne was taking too long to get ready I grabbed my present and made my way to the door with her yelling behind me.