My Diary Of A Humorous Wedding

I hope you had a nice Christmas! I've been wondering how the catering worked out for you guys. It seemed like a pretty damned good idea to me, but as you said, you never know how the food will be.

We are all gathered today to commemorate my life. Here I am, lying in my coffin, wearing full white dress, and excessive make up to hide how pale I am today. Some may say that I lived a very short life. And that I was a very nice person, but I was not. I was a girl who does a lot of bad things for the one I loved. I was the girl who swears a lot even it was not needed. I was a girl who disobeys my parents just for some guy who did not even deserve it. I was a sinner, and that may be the reason why I died early. Let me talk about my life. My life was indeed short, too short for me to experience pure happiness. I had an exciting life. I learned how to value the people who were in my life. I learned how to accept that not all people will stay.

“I didn’t think it was a big deal. It’s not like you weren’t going to invite yourself to the wedding anyways.”

I’m so happy to hear from you! I am doing well! Our wedding date is August 20th of this year … it will be here in no time. I can’t believe it!! Every time I change my mind about something, I remember you telling me about the various things you had made decisions on... then a few days would go by and you would change your mind. Now I'm going through it and I giggle every time because I always assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal to decide but it becomes one when it's your day.

Not wanting to intrude on Violet’s hospitality any longer she spoke up, “I think we should go. It was nice finding part of my family living in the family home and keeping our heritage alive.”

Good Morning Everyone , . I hope you have had a wonderful week . I have a fantastic Friday announcement . JEAN WEEK - ALL WEEK . yes , I said it . (Thank you Monica !!) Casual jean wears / wore for the ENTIRE WEEK of Sept . 18-Sept . 22 for just $10 . I will send out purple casual about a cause stickers to wear (like the picture below ) for each office . This way our customers will know why we are so comfortable with work hours . Please be sure to wear work appropriate jeans that follows / followed our company policies . If you feel so inclined you can wear purple as well but that is not a requirement . Enjoy your weekend and prepare for a week in your favorite Levi's to help insure an end to Alzheimers in our future . Tina , if you wouldn't

I had to do something or all my plans would net me no closer to taking the throne for myself and have the man I love at my side. It was the only way possible for me. Once my son or daughter was married into the kingdom with the princess or prince I controlled fully, the day of their wedding would be the end of the king, his heir, their spouse, and it would all be blamed on those fools in my little sister’s kingdom. I did have some concern about the happy couple dying, but they nor the king would ever know that I wasn’t the woman who gave birth to the heir.

You're probably very happy to have received an invitation to a wedding. But what does it all mean? And what if you aren't so happy? Here's some pointers.

Yes, it looks pretty good. She has been working on it for about 3 years.

"If you were born in 1991, then you and The Glenlivet XXV has the same age. Hello 90's baby!

It was all too amusing to finally have found someone worthy of her challenge. It had been so long since she’d truly been struck, even if it had been by a blade. Most men lacked the true ability to hunt a woman, less even to attack one. The way he so ruthlessly charged toward her was intoxicating. Lena could feel the need for blood, far more than most. Not only could she feel it, but she could relate to it. A hint of a playful smirk took form over her lush lips as she observed the way his hair fell unevenly and in many directions. The assassin appeared dishevelled, more so than she did, in some ways. Which was only proving to further amuse the woman as she disappeared from his view. There was something about him that intrigued her; but Lena wasn’t exactly sure what that was, specifically. Sure, he was handsome as much as she could see, he was clearly in his prime, but no, neither of those was it.

“My dearest ladies in waiting have done all they can to dress me well for the wedding, dear father. But, as much as I understand your excitement for this event - it is barely the tenth hour of the day, and we are to leave soon?”

When I hear wedding bells, I picture a couple madly in love and ready to tie the knot. Long and laced, white and frilly, a woman, a princess adorned in jewels and heirlooms all fitted to the to the perfect goddess she is, all while exuding nothing but beauty. By her side, her groom, her prince charming all primped and primed just as much as her. His beauty complimented hers, and together they certainly stole the show. That makes me smile. I’m a hopeless romantic, there’s just something about white dresses and tuxedos that make me squirm with excitement. I’m like a five-year-old upon entering a candy store, hyped on purely on the thought of how much sugar is at their fingertips, my mind scatters, hops from idea to idea, I add one to one and get ten, it’s like

Butterflies, giddy excitement, and a beaming smile. All of the things one would expect on their wedding day, but all of the things missing from mine. Today should have been special, should have been the happiest day of my life, but it wasn’t. The dread surged up through my stomach, past my chest, and only stopping when it reached my throat and transformed into a frozen lump.

And I would ask you if you were still awake and I could hear you breathe