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Our beloved and brave leader Comrade Napoleon has found a large pile of timber, and sold it to Frederick. He has used the large and spectacular brains of his to devise plans to sell the timber for the highest profit possible. He has dedicated hours to drafting proposals with both Frederick and Pilkington, compelling Frederick them to raise the offer for the timber by twelve pounds. Then, the awful and despicable Frederick, manifestly angered by this, offered to pay with a cheque. A cheque is a piece of paper promising to pay a sum of money at a later time. Our intelligent leader, undoubtedly seeing the dangerous plans brewing in his mind, demanded to be paid in five pound notes. Frederick finally agreed, and an agreement was settled. Napoleon

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