Parody-Personal Narrative

Once my dad got home, my mom called a family meeting in my room. I had this weird look on my face because I was super confused.

His name is Deroc Stardford, the most popular athlete in the whole school. He was looking for fresh meat, and I happened to be standing right there. We got into a huge debate about the ethics of picking on vulnerable freshman.

My satire group consisted of Nikki, Tessa, and myself. We are not preppy girls but we don't go outside much so, that's why we chose to do a hunting show. During the hunting show we spent a lot of time on filming and editing it together. I enjoyed spending time with my friends but filming a project just isn't for me. I didn't really like how we keep on having to reshoot scenes. Then every time we wanted to film it would end up raining and we would have to cancel our plans. Editing it together was hard because I had to download several apps to find the one that worked. This is definitely not a career I am interested in doing. One of the funniest parts is the satire was when we lost our fake deer so then we had to improvise but while we were trying

Some of the boys laughed. Some muttered a what?, and some murmured among themselves, pointing at him. He suddenly felt very small and self-aware and wished everyone would stop staring and jabbing their fingers at him, like he was an exhibit in some kind of zoo.

Well. I've done it. It's been officially 2 years since i set off from my humble abode in merry ol' Corfe Mullen and started this incredible adventure! Man, what a ridiculous 2 years it's been. This last year has been filled with climbing mountains, spinning fire, naked hippies, scuba diving, ending up in ridiculous situations, falling in and out of love, a insane amount of hitch hiking (I believe I've hitch hiked over 50,000kms since I left England.) sand flies (i hate sand flies so much!) urban foraging, meditating in silence for 10 days straight on a vipassana course, and many more ridiculous events whilst, the whole time being blessed with the company of old friends and new. Especially being reunited with my best friend Leo Polchar for part

“Gosh, someone's mad,” I said in a mocking voice. We ignored each other for a while, but then noticed he was walking very slowly behind me. “ZAC!” I yelled to get his attention.

Robert: Sir, could you please stop screaming at my little brother. I was the one who pushed the wheelchair (Kevin tried to tell the customer that he was the one who hit him, but Robert pointed at him to stop). I am sorry, I did not notice myself hitting your feet. I sincerely apologize for ruining your happy mood today.

Once me and my friends Jimmy and louis,we went to an abandoned jail,but before we I did a research on it and people have been there and they hear people yelling ,stuff falling and stuff breaking. people hasn´t been in the abandoned jail for years the last time people went to the jail cell they said they saw a little kid walking past the jail cell. The day I am going to the Jail cell i was getting chill from my whole body and when i got there me and my friends are just standing in front of the building and just staring at each other waiting for someone to make a move but I am the first one to make move into the abandoned jail and my friends following in.we all chill when walked in but 15 minutes later we are just walking past the haunted

A week or two before Joe and Frank brought me to a bar for some drinks. I don't like to drink but they said we will have lots of fun. Joe Carp said I should show the girls how I mop out the toilet in the factory and he got my=e a mop. I showed them and everyone laughed. When I told that Mr. Donnegan said I was the best janitor he ever had because I like my job and do it good and never come late or miss a day except for my operation. I said it's Kinnian always said Charlie be proud of job because you do it good. Everybody laughed ad we had a good time and they gave me lots of drinks and joe said Charlie's a card when he's potted. I didn't know what that meant at the time, but I would soon find out. Later on when I went to get Frank a coffee

Mr. Hart asked me for my name, and I told him that it was Eli. The man then asked me how I was doing, about my day, and my school work. I said that they were all fine, but why did he have to care?

“ Bah! You should eat him… Ladies first!” said somebody. It was a hispanic accent. Manly. I started walking to the direction of the voice.

I the morning, i opened my door and saw five horses standing in the street than. I saw that there was a wagon behind it it was kinda faded just like a ghost. So were the horses. I saw what look like bodies in the back of the wagon with blue uniforms on it look like there were 12 to 16 year old in it. I knew i saw those uniform before but were. Than i saw him it was a person sitting in the driver's seat of the wagon and there was a little boy with a snare drum too. The person had a musket in his hand he was in the uniform to and the brumer boy. Then It hit me they were ghost from the civil war. The person in the wagon hit the ranis and the horses took off like that. As he took of a little bit of sunlight hit my eye. I heard the snare drum but

We sat down to eat. On the other side of me, sat another boy. I asked for his name. He said angrily

The other 2 kids snickered and started to make funny faces at me. I wasn’t going to let them get to me, but of course, I couldn’t hold my anger in.

As I was walking, it was so dark and I wanted to turn around, but I couldn 't it was too late. I fell into this hole on the ground it was so dark, cold and I was so lonely and I screamed at the top of my lungs for help for someone to come, but no one did because no one could hear me, then the next day I wake up and I hear my mom, sister, friends, police dogs, helicopters yelling for my name looking for me and I screamed "I 'm here! I 'm here!" But no one heard me people walking over the hole and I broke down, I felt so invisible I felt so damn lonely like never in my life have I ever felt this lonely. Then I hear voices and I thought Yes they are here to rescue me, but I later realized that it was inside the hole and I got so scared and then they started to rise, but I had killed them so many times and so long ago, I didn 't know how this was possible, my demons, the ones I had overcome, the ones I had killed, they rose and they rose saying "haha no one 's here to save you this time" or "you thought you had killed us, we are never truly dead!" And I freaked and there was a knife, out of nowhere it appeared, and they