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Perambulating Symbols

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(Forward: The Perambulating Prologue Preamble) SERVING NO ESSAYS BEFORE THEIR TIME During the best of times and worst of times, in the ages of wisdom and foolishness and through the epochs of belief and incredulity, to adequately appreciate a novel essay without aid of emoji, emoticon, or symbols is a pig’s tale of two cities, but when commingled with a thousand other applicants’ compositions, the ravenous Dickensian beast laboriously mutates into a prowling leviathan, lopping off the heads of aristocratic Admissions Officers; however, please countenance me this opportunity to illustrate why the face value of my word portraits is unequivocally worth your Dean-ly discipline, prayers, and all-inclusive sacrifice of blood, sweat, tears, and treasure!
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