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Perfection And Purity Or Should It Be Cut Into Triangles

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Perfection and Purity There is a critical issue that countless families in America face far too often in their lives. It spans back generations and affects members of the household as young as toddlers. Fathers and mothers often cannot agree on the definite answer to this problem, and the conflict has a profound impact on the children, who soon take their own stand on the issue. The issue is this: when making a sandwich, should it be cut into triangles; a superior, sleek, and perfect design that's easy to handle, or should it be cut into rectangles? The answer to this question has sparked many a heated debate, and there are some who have simply given up trying to find the best solution; they are content with whatever shape their sandwich arrives in. But these people will never understand …show more content…

Triangles are superior. They are the second most perfect shape; right after circles which are not practical for most sandwich purposes. They have three angles and three sides, and three happens to be the number of completion and purity in many religious and secular texts. The holy trinity, Third time’s the charm, etc. And in Latin, the phrase “Omne Trium Perfectum” means that every set of three is perfect and complete. Why would you settle for anything less than perfection when it comes to the things you put in your body? Some of the best things to put in your body are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and other classics like ham-and-cheese, as they are the perfect embodiment of childhood joy and freedom. Eating them as adults allows us to remember the simpler things in life, which helps us in our journey to become perfect and good human beings. These sandwiches alone are not enough however, for us to truly enjoy their effect. They must be combined with the triangle shape. They must be cut into triangles, at least two but as many as necessary; and they must never be allowed to be cut into any other

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