Essay about Personal Narrative- A Seinfeld Addict's Dream Come True
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Personal Narrative- A Seinfeld Addict's Dream Come True
My heart ached. As constant as the waves of the sea slap the rocks, so the emptiness lurked. The icy hand of desperation wrapped me up and constricted. I was suffocating in that dismal abyss of loathsome sitcoms. I lamented but nobody heard, my pain had no companions.
"No! Why? Why? Why?" I cried. I dropped down on my knees and flailed my arms wildly. My lamentation sliced through the air like a blade through butter. "Worry not Michael, there is counseling available." my mom replied. "This is way beyond counseling mother!" I retorted. "Don't you realize that Seinfeld is going of the air? Seinfeld isn't coming back, and there's nothing anyone can do."
Mom tried to soothe me.…show more content… I know your pain. I too have been intimate with agony."
"How? How can you possibly know what I'm going through? I know you liked Seinfeld, but I loved it, Ben." I rasped. "Besides, there is no way to keep the Seinfeld dream alive. Everyone knows Jerry quit and he won't come back for any sum of money."
"That's the thing Mike, we can work around that. My plan doesn't involve Jerry Seinfeld signing any contracts; we just have to persevere and have ambition." Ben convinced.
"This sounds too easy Ben, but I'll do whatever it takes to keep the Seinfeld dream alive. What is this venture you speak of?" I asked.
"There is a fabled island just off the Atlantic coast called Duergar. This arcane island, is said to bear every Seinfeld episode on tape, uncut and unedited." Ben answered.
I smiled at the perfect thought, but then a pang of paranoia shot through me. I seized my friend by the throat and backed him against the wall. "If you are fabricating this, I fail to see the comedy. Deceive me not, Ben. But if you are true, then I shall be in debt to you for the rest of my life." I growled.
"I kid you not." Ben confirmed. "In fact, I have already booked a flight to Bangor, Maine. We'll leave as soon as summer is upon us."
I was still weary about the situation Ben had cast upon me, but I'd be a fool if I declined his offer. "Good then." I proclaimed. "As soon as summer commences so our quest begins. Let us take up