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Personal Narrative: Backstoried Who What Wear

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Who What Wear

Have a clear motivation like the people in movies do. These shirts quickly and silently deliver your lengthy exposition, so everyone you meet will understand exactly who you are. That or they'll just glance at it, shake their head, and mutter "TLDR" under their breath.

Child labor, right?
My other shirt is an pair of cargo shorts with a hole cut out for my head, but that’ll happen when your personal shopper is only four years old. All I wanted was to help a little girl with her crippling childcare debt.

Get the word out that your wealth trickles down to the person who needs it most: one little girl who won't settle for anything less than a Montessori curriculum.

Can’t keep this ingredient secret.
Last Thursday, I invited a bunch of coworkers over for a fancy dinner, but they sabotaged my prep time by …show more content…

People will definitely relate with your crummy day after they read your shirt –even if they do read it as they glare at you for shoving them out of your way.

Severely savvy.
My best friend forever says that I'm not as nice to her as I am to the guy who sells me his checked out library books. But finding fantastic deals makes my soul burn brighter, and I will never apologize for that.

Let everyone on the street know there's no shame in being a smart shopper. If your BFF says any different, you know a place where you have your pick of BFFs at rock-bottom prices. And that place is the alley behind the library.

Forever lost. Fornever forgotten.
Sorry for all the sniffling. I'm just crying because I sold my favorite Beanie Baby earlier this afternoon. It was the Princess Diana one. Pity me if you must, but I alone should carry this sad and heavy burden.

What happens when you cash out a retirement plan that doubles as a security blanket? The worst pain you've ever felt. Maybe you'll get a hug or two by wearing this touching tribute to a touching tribute.

It's never about the

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