Personal Narrative Essay

Once upon a time there was a hero named Dustin Pellerin and his job was to make people happy and unangry all the time. Everybody thanked him for it except one person. Captain Buttface and he made all the people angry and mad and sad, but Dustin would always make it alright. Now one day it was the perfect summer day and all the kids were having fun, but Captain Buttface was not having it. But Dustin pellerin was having fun and saw some kids crying and punching things this made Dustin very sad because he didn’t like any kids sad because he was a kid once. So he ask them what was wrong and they said captain Buttface made them upset. Dustin said “i'm sorry ill buy you an ice cream cone how about that”? The kids said “yes please” and Dustin said

Once upon a time, not that long ago, there was a poor family that lived in New York City. The family included a mother, father, and their twins, Gransel and Hetel. The family was so poor that they couldn’t afford to feed all four of them. The mother then talked with the father and told him she believes it is a good idea to abandon the children in an alley in Chinatown. The father doesn’t want to leave his children, but goes with it anyways. The mother and father tell Gransel and Hetel that they are going into the city to ask for money. When the family finds a nice place to sit in an alley, the mother looks at the kids and says, “Okay children. Your father and I are going to go down the street and see if the cupcake shop will spare us a cupcake

Then one day there was a thief in the country town. It was in a bakery on the left side of the country town. Good thing Jackie, Tammy was close by. So then he walked to the other side and so did the man running away from the bakery. So all Jackie, Tammy had to do was take a few steps and then he used his amazing trick ZAP, ZIP ,ZOOM. And it worked! Before he knew it, he started growing non stop he was about the size of the real Statue of Liberty. Everyone was amazed with a surprised face.

Dave decided to set up a Lemonade stand. He had seen other kids in, the neighborhood do it. It didn't seme that complicated. By the time he had made the sines and lemonade and brought it all out, the boy from across the street was sitting at his lemonade stand. The boys name was Mike. Mike glared at dave as he sat at his stand. Dave got an idea. A while later, he came out with a plate of hommade chocolate chip cookies. Mike stormed into his house. Later he came out with a plait of huge chocolate brownies. Dave crossed his arms, sneered, and went into his house. He came back with a tray of mini sandwiches. a family walking down the street stopped at Dave's stand. They bought to sandwiches and three glasses of lemonade. Then they walked across

One day there was this really happy guy named Billy Bob at gas station. He was happily pumping the gas in his car. Then he went into the gas station to pay for his gas and he started talking to a lot of people. Meanwhile there was a really grumpy guy named Grumpy Stan who had to walk five miles. He had to go up and down a lot of hills with a gas can to get some gas for his car.

The family needed a place to live while they looked for a house. So as they arose young Ella Nease said, “Daddy this place looks a little scary.” “We will be fine.” Daddy said. When the family got out of the car the first thing they heard was, “cawhhhh”, “cawhhhh” and noticed a nearby crow perched up in the tree. The Nease family arose to the front doors and walked right in. There was no one in the room so Gary Nease said, “Hello”. The doors shut and the Nease family jumped around! There was a tall woman there standing in front of the door. The lady exclaimed, “Welcome to Burnsville hotel, where everything is a mystery! I’m Madam Slayer” Sherri Nease said, “We have reservations for four weeks.” Madam Slayer said, “Oh, I know we have the perfect room for you

When I was a kid, I often overheard my dad talk about shooting people. He was always very thorough about his plans, explaining who, when, and how he was going to shoot. Honestly, I thought my father was a Government Assassin. I never asked him about it because I’d watched enough Guy Ritchie films to know that if he told me, he’d have to kill me. As I grew older I realized my dad may not have been the Assassin I thought he was. I noticed the black bag I assumed he carried his weapons in actually contained a large camera and a few wires. I realized the countless hours he’d spend on the computer weren’t spent researching his targets. Instead, they were spent cutting hours of footage down to minutes. Above all else, I found myself wanting to do

Kara Gubler woke up at her regular time, 5:15 in the morning, took her shower, got dressed; in her purple Adidas sweatpants and black Adidas sweatshirt, ate her favorite breakfast; Corn Flakes with Milk, and headed out the door. It was 6:30 when she got a taxi to 6142 Roswell Rd, where she would get her new Pointe shoes. When she opened the door at 7:45 she was welcomed with the familiar scent of foot deodorant. After a few seconds of awkwardly standing in the doorway, Kara was greeted by an older, heavyset woman. “Who are you and what time is your appointment?” the older woman asked “Hi I’m Kara Gubler and my appointment time was 7:30” Kara answered politely. “Well I would normally decline late appointments, but I’m feeling giving today, go take a seat”. Kara went to the corner of the store where there were dozens of boxes of shoes, waiting to be tried on.

Mister g was a evil cafeteria worker, he did not clean the dirty trays or the tables , one day a kid with the beard came in, And he said ill have your cleanest apple, mister g picked up an Apple one out of the sink the water was green and so was the Apple , heh mister g said it was red two years ago the kid laughed and so did mister g ha full hour of hollers and laughs and jokes then HA then he stopped , so kid will you eat it or not, no the kid said ,ok mister g Putting it back then, the kid shot a purple mist it was mushroom magic. AHHH mister g shrank he shrank so low, the mice stew was le giant hairy monster read shrank so low he could see e and trolls. The kid look down at mister I will return in a year you don’t have respect that must change you must respect somebody and they must respect you NOO mister g said sadly the kid turned to a magic wizard named bob you were a myth mister g said sadly nope bob left are you ok said an elf I am sorry

So they put the lemonade stand in the garage and went inside. Luke handed his mom the $5 with nervousness, because luke knew that he could make more money then that. So the kids went into Nine’s room to think of a new way to make money. Timothy suggested it will be a good idea if they mow people’s lawn for $10 that way they can make more money. They all thought it was a good idea so they gave it a try. They ran down the stairs and stepped outside. They rang the first customers doorbell. The neighbor answered, “hello Timothy” Timothy replied with a hi back. Timothy explained how there family are in need of money and they needed to pay there rent. So timothy asked if he could mow your lawn for $10. The neighbor said yes with a happy voice. The lady said to be careful because there are a lot of pointy stuff on the grass. Timothy ran into the

Then out of nowhere came a farmer, he asked “what you doing disrespecting my Bessie like that”. “Oh sorry… gag… ah sorry about that. We didn’t know we were disrespecting your cow” said Pablo. “Well if you aren’t going buy something than go away” said Billy as he smoked something. “You know you are not supposed to smoke right” said Pablo. “Well if little old Bessie makes this substance, then I can smoke it” said Billy. “Ok that’s enough, I am going on my way to the desert ok, ok. Now bye” said Pablo as he was packing some of that substance in his backpack. (The substance is something I like to call waste) when Pablo noticed a very strong smell he looked in his backpack and saw something horrible. 4 hours later Pablo was still gaging so he tried to get to the desert and started his long

“A man was driving down a country road one day, and he saw, to his surprise, a chicken beside his car. Now this man was going 60 miles-per-hour and the chicken was keeping pace with him. And all the sudden the chicken ran ahead of him, but it seemed like the children had three legs. As the man gaped in wonder, he saw the animal turn down a dirt road and so the man followed it until he came to a farmhouse where he met a farmer.

It was summer, and Jack was visiting his grandpa. When he got there, he found that his parents were there, and his mom was crying. “What happened?” asked Jack. He didn’t need to ask however, he could tell what the matter was. His grandpa wasn’t there. “Jack, grandpa passed away in the night.” said his dad. Jack was

There once was a man, his name was Martin. Martin was a very successful salesman at a foreign sports car dealership. He drove a company car, which was a beautiful 2014 orange and black Bugatti. the reason he got to drive this car was because he was the employee of the month. One morning Martin woke up and got ready to go to work. When he went down to his garage He noticed that his Bugatti was gone! So he had to take his personnel car, a 68' Fastback Mustang. he went straight to the police station and reported his car stolen. then he went to work. When he got to work he his boss Steve, noticed the car Martin was driving. " Martin where's the company car you were supposed to bring it in today for inspection" Steve said,

A couple weeks later went he got to work there as a new list of people that were going to get promoted. He looked at the list and saw that he moved to number one. He was so excited that he started running around the factory until his boss said “Kevin come over here.” He walked over to the boss and the boss congratulated him for his good work and showed him his new office were he was going to be write fortunes for a long time. When he got to his office he ran to the seat and started writing a fortune it