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Personal Narrative-Selling Baggy

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You kids remember the original plan I had for Baggy? That’s right Jimmy. I was going to arrange for her to meet me. Angie insisted that we try and take her alive and interrogate her. I was skeptical, a living clown is a dangerous clown, but you do stupid things like that for your friends. The conversation went something like this: “Why exactly do you want to ask it questions?” “There has been a change in how clowns have been behaving all over the world.” “What sort of change?” “They are working together more. Also there has been a massive influx of clowns from all over the world. They’ve been arriving in Illinois by the thousands. They seem to be converging on Chicago.” “Dear god. We need to call in the National Guard.” “Not yet. We don’t even know what they’re planning.” “You convinced me, we’ll interrogate Baggy.” …show more content…

We even came up with a name for the child: Maggie. Like her victim Cassandra, we arranged for the killer clown meet us at our 'home', which was an unassuming suburban ranch-style house in Wheaton. It was a really old place; it was a product of the GI Bill post World War Two. Besides being an artifact, this was no ordinary house: It was set up to be a facility for waterboarding terrorists. Oh who am I kidding? All the other forms of torture also occurred in places like this. Once Guantanamo Bay was shut down terrorist imprisonment took place in foreclosed homes across the country - a few bars on the windows and sturdy locks on the door was all that was effectively

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