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Personal Narrative: Sliding Down The Razorblades Of Life

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This little scene was written as a response to a fanfic meme where NN wished for a scene with the Master, River Song and spanking and FF River Song and something kinky. In effect this is a missing scene from Sliding Down the Razorblades of Life and follows directly after the second chapter, Mid-Term. However, you don’t have to read the fic, just keep in mind that the Master has just told River that if she slaps him one more time she will get a good spanking. Guess what her response to that is? The sound of the slap rang out too loud, or perhaps it was just because the room got so silent after. “You know,” River Song’s tutor remarked softly. ”The last individual who hit me, didn’t live to do it again.” “You are not very nice man, are you? …show more content…

“Time Lord. But no, not nice at all. And you are an incredibly annoying woman. Don’t you ever do as you are told?” River grinned. “Not if I can help it.” They stood facing each other for a moment before she continued. “Now what?” “I beg you pardon?” “Talk is just fine, but when it comes to live up to their words, well, in my experience, men rarely deliver. I have yet insufficient data when it comes to Time Lords, but so far I’m not impressed.” He gave her a tight smile. “I can assure you that I have every intention to follow through.” Before River had time to react he seized her and she found herself flung around as he sat down, neatly deposing her face down over his knees in just one fluid moment. There was a delighted whoop from her and she and bucked her back so wildly that he almost lost his grip. “´Will you stop fighting?” “Never!” River continued to struggle for principle’s sake until he managed to catch her hands behind her back and tied them together with his handkerchief. A firm hand on her back finally forced her into a fixed position, her skirt was hitched up and then his hand fell down on her bottom with a resounding smack.

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