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“MR HERO” Crashing into the room, hair dishevelled and a fearing look in her eyes, she catches the hem of her skirt on the door handle, tumbling to the floor with a crack. “Please help us” snotty tears mixes with her bloodied face as she looks at the languid figure rocking in the shadows. That shadow, rocking on two legs of a chair with the all the calmness in the universe, sighing with a world weariness of an elder beyond his years, ale lapping tasteless into his mouth…is me. “Why help now when tomorrow you will ask the same thing? Why aid those who can do so themselves?” “They’re dying, they’re DYING. Can ya not hear the screams?!!” Ghastly like a ghoul, she crawls towards me, unkempt dirty blond hair hiding more than half her …show more content…

…… ….. …. … .. . I’m thirsty. Dragging myself to my feet and stumbling to the door, just about catching the handle, I swing it open into a human in full swat, black-ops looking gear pointing a machine-gun between my eyes. *Bang* “…ow” completely deadpan I look through his night-vision goggles, seeing dreading eyes behind them. Crushing his head before he can shoot another bullet into my head, I get assaulted by a blue screen. Hello again, it’s been a long fucking while blue screen. Thank you for joining The Games in sector FS3-X41, Roy the Hero. Enemies left: 475 Allies left: 13 If I could roll my eyes further to the back of my head I could. *BRATATATAT* *Dingdingding* Oh that is going to get annoying. Wobbling down the shot up wooden stairs, nursing my favourite tankard, right into the crosshairs of a dozen swat looking soldiers, I cast a simple air slash before they can riddle me with enough holes to become swiss bloody cheese. *Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding* Honestly the bullets might be less annoying. Strolling to the bar, dammit they even shot the casks. To the cellar and god dammit soldiers why do you have to shoot all the ale? *Dingding* Pain in the ass, all I want is a drink. Luckily the cellar is pretty big, so after a good twenty minutes of searching and killing the dozen soldiers that came in locked and loaded, before they could shoot up the

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