President Trump Monologue

With a depressed mind, I realized,in the heat of moment,blinded by lust and desire,I wanted nothing but him.But in this moment with clear vision,clear thoughts, and a heavy heart, I want nothing more than to go home.

Although my main focus of my mockumentary was Trump’s issue with Mexicans, I’d like to expand the focus onto Trump’s racism, xenophobia and general thoughts, policies and views that have offended many different individuals and groups of people. I believe that these things he has said he would do should nullify his eligibility to run for president.

OK damn man. Ok I’m just going to give you general details. I already told as much as I’m going to tell you about Friday night. On Saturday we party on a boat with these fine ass women, however Luther didn’t go he was too hung over, so we left his ass at the

"The world didin't always look like this......the world wasen't always like this. At one time the world was vast with green and ocean's as blue as the sky opposing them. People like you and me loved and laughed with their family's and friends. Animal's like the dog next to me were beautiful creatures. Ace next to me there was my dog.....no matter what he stayed next to me all the way till now...he was the only thing that gave me hope in the world my ace in a deck of cards. People were better before..they came. Now it's time i tell you about the giant in the background.

Sadly, this means that he will no longer be able to serve as the presidential savior to the crumbing society that is the Unites States of America. Although, the situation is particularly grim, there is a beacon of light. He has left behind a memento for America to remember him by: his widely loved and famed toupee. Trump had the hairpiece tested for its ethnic origin before he left for his homeland. Luckily, the toupee was a hundred percent from European immigrants, so rightfully it can call America its

“Not ones our age.” I pegged him at no more than early thirties, but that could be due to the scruff coating his jawline.

All i could hear was the faint yelp of a gravely injured man. As i looked around, i found the source of the adamant yelling.

This is similar to mine, but without the part that prevents you from being able to change back. It's a simple seal you can undo on your own.

Donald Trump, a once controversial political candidate, gave his 2017 Inaugural address on January 20th, 2017 when he was inaugurated as the 45th president of the United States. Through appeals such as syntax and diction, religion and patriotism, and logic, Donald Trump was able to generate a unifying speech toward his audience. Amidst the growing violence and repercussions of the 2016 election, Donald Trump, in his 2017 Inaugural address, sends the message that he will put America and its citizens first to unite the country and change America for the better.

So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

On July 21, 2016, at the Republican National Conventions, one of the longest acceptance speeches was given by Donald Trump (USA Today). Clocking in at about an hour and fifteen minutes, Donald Trump’s speech made the crowd chant almost constantly with different facts he threw out, even if the facts weren’t one hundred percent truthful. No matter who he may have appealed to the using logos and ethos, his credibility and honesty were not the finest, destroying the effectiveness.

Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President, Friday, January 20th, 2017. As Trump delivers his speech to the people in a confident and professional style, he assures them that the United States will prosper throughout the years while having him in office. “But that is the past. And now, we are looking only to the future.” He indicates that people will go through a transition where every citizen must work in order for the country to prosper, which it is a rhetorical strategy giving people hope for a new beginning. “One by one, the factories shuttered and left our shores, with not even a thought about the millions and millions of American workers that were left behind. The wealth of our middle class has been ripped from their homes and

Trumps speech has sparked controversy on whether he is fit to be president. Trump’s Inaugural Address conveys a negative tone of fear, making clear that freedom and justice are not his concern because his speech portrayed darkness, included a significant amount of bashing, and did not mention significant topics in his speech.

So nice, thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be at Trump Tower. It’s great to be in a wonderful city, New York. And it’s an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no crowd like this.

Donald Trump’s speech addressed to the United Nations General Assembly on September 19, 2017 was not effective. Despite the speech having a universal message that is hard to disagree with, you can tell exactly which parts of the speech were written by a speech writer, and which parts of the speech were written by Trump himself. This wouldn’t be an issue if Donald Trump’s inflections weren’t full of fallacies and unnecessary statistics. For example, in the third paragraph, President Trump tries to establish his Ethos by listing improvements in the United States since he took office. But many of these cherry-picked improvements have absolutely nothing to do with him being elected. They also have nothing to do with the general theme of the speech. This speech did have examples of effective rhetorical strategies. However, the bad far outweighs the good in this speech and takes away from the good message it originally had.