Pristine Lawns Satire

When someone says the word immigration, what comes to your mind? Some that came to a country when they aren’t really supposed to be there? A person that leaves their country to go to a new? From place to place? Although that is partly true, it’s not the whole truth. They have many reasons to come here, like wars and inequality. If they are going through this, then why do our peers in America discriminate them. If we were in their shoes, would we want more problems?

Nancy Jaax is a veterinarian pathologist at USAMRIID and is later promoted to chief of pathology. She also had played a large role in what happened with the monkeys at Reston while they were sick. Throughout the book we learn a lot about Nancy’s personal life like how her father died of cancer and her kids.

Who was Nancy Rockafeller, and why did she feel compelled to investigate Ishi? Nancy Rockafellar is a historian of science and was an anti-war protestor in her younger days at the University of Minnesota. She sympathized with Native American causes and the idea of Ishi's repatriation.

Thank you for reading and replying to my post. Immigration is a very touching topic, I believe that we all know someone that their immigration status here in America is uncertain and if I put myself in their position, I’m sure it can be real intimidating. I agree with you when you say “that those that have clean records and work or study hard should have opportunities”, I think that if they are doing everything accordingly to what the law requires then the government will work with them. Just like you, I am not very familiar with the “DREAM ACT” but as far as I know the “DREAM ACT” never passed and is just a temporary programs program. I also heard on Fox Business news that President Trump is going to leave in place the protection

Immigration is a big issue today. I.C.E , homeland security, just recently swept around the south west Kansas area. People are getting deported every day in the USA. Immigrants go to the United States to look for good paying jobs to feed the very own mouths of their family. Donald trump, a business leader is fighting the war against immigrants. He does not want them in the USA because supposedly they bring diseases and drugs. He says that's immigrants are taking all the jobs in the USA. Immigrants don't bring any of that stuff in the United States. Immigrants chose to come for various reasons, such as to live in freedom, to practice their religion freely, to escape poverty or oppression, and to make better lives for themselves and their children.

“All right marines, this pod gives are suits one free charge, one free shield for when we hit the ground, our timing has to be close to when we make contact,” Officer Johnson said.

Summer Heights High is an Australian mockumentary series which uses satirical devices to depict the public school system, and its teachers and students in a negative light. The creator, Chris Lilley, portrays these subjects using stereotypes, irony, and hyperbole. The show focuses much attention on the main three characters; Hellen "Mr G." Gregson, an overenthusiastic high school drama teacher; Ja'mie King, a teenage girl doing an exchange programme from a private school to a public school; and Jonah Takalua, a Tongan troublemaker. These characters are all represented in a very exaggerated, stereotypical way, throughout the series.

I wake up to a knock on my front door. I rise from my slumber and move toward it. When I press my hand against the cold door it opens. A drone hovers in front of me eye to eye. It zips into the house and begins moving it’s sensors around the house. I sprint over to it and press the “ask a question” button on the drone. I say, “Why are you here?”

We are currently living a globalized world, which means that people have virtually unlimited access to every country in the world. This naturally creates more traveling and immigration to foreign countries. Although Finland isn’t at the top of any tourists list, we do accept a moderately respectable amount of refugees to our homeland.

I hate staying after school longer than I need to be, whether it’s retaking a test or having to explain my tardiness to the teachers. It's very annoying having to walk home because it’s located on top of a rocky hill, and I dreaded having to walk alongside the busy road to get home. However, now that the dead have risen from their graves to claim domain over soul and flesh of the living, I do not have to wait after school anymore!

Nancy is such a helpful and talented person, because of her childhood and her family. She was raised in a upper class family that was very organized which made her a very organized person. Due to the fact that she grew up within a nice family she was a nicer person, and she didn't really have a problem with anyone.

The article Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump For Granting Him Citizenship is satirizing how Donald Trump is most concerned about confirming everyone's citizenship in America; he determines this by racially profiling people. Anyone would want to satirize Donald Trump because he is extremely rude, his rules are obscured, and he is tremendously insulting. In the satire that was created it talks about how Obama wanted to thank Donald Trump for confirming his citizenship in America.

On a dark, cold, rainy night in Pittsburgh, I see a suspicious figure walk past. I leave the cafe to see him checking over his shoulder as he enters the station. I resolve to follow the figure and phone the cops as I think he is up to something.

Reductio Ad Absurdum is an argumentative strategy that reduces an idea expressed to the absurd. In the film Bowling For Columbine, there are multiple examples of arguments being presented as absolutely ridiculous. The first example of this is the cartoon skit narrated by the talking bullet. This skit was a satire of the idea that guns have done nothing but help Americans with things such as settling in America, the Revolutionary War, slavery, and fighting against the civil rights movement (Moore). The second example of Reductio Ad Absurdum is when Michael Moore talked about how bowling may have inspired Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold to carry out the mass shooting (Moore).

It’s a good thing that you’re reading this because it will change your view on vegetarianism for forever. You’re here because of the title aren’t you and because you’re angry, let me guess you're a vegetarian aren’t you? Now let me ask you a question, Why are you a vegetarian? Are you forced to be a vegetarian or do you just want to be one? Well, either way, it doesn’t really matter why you're a vegetarian since it's completely illogical to be one in the first place. Now you're even more angry aren’t you, but don’t you think it's time you just accept the fact that vegetarianism is illogical. We humans are omnivores, not herbivores, so having a sole plant based diet is not what defines us as a species; therefore you believing in vegetarianism