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Paula topless with brightly colored tits is quite a sight, her nipples hard and standing straight out and egg coloring dripping down her chest to her shorts. I enter the kitchen and say, “What the fuck are you doing?” Paula points to her tits and in a slurred speech says, “Don, don’t they look great in blue?” The “team” suddenly looks like a puppy dog that just piddled in the corner. They are just waiting for me to beat the hell out of them with a newspaper. They are all stammering and looking like they are going to shit their pants, when I say, “Let’s add some red” “Yea: Let’s add more red,” they chanted, “Add more red, add more red.” Bob our resident tit guy, made sure Paula’s tits were properly cleaned off so she could dunk them …show more content…

Everyone just scatters afraid they are going to be “hurled on.” The guys apparently don’t like listening to the sounds of Paula wrenching her guts out, they quietly leave. Bob comes over the next day and says, “I’m sorry, I think it got out of hand.” “Really Bob, that’s all you have to say?” “How did it happen that you all decided to color Paula’s …show more content…

See, it’s all here.” Paula takes the newspaper from Bob and reads an article about the photography show. The article went to describe how the wining photograph looks like a Dali abstract, commenting on the visual colors, etc. Then Paula starts reading how Bob explained to the reporter how they created the subject matter, how they prepared the Easter egg coloring and how you had to do it just right for it to work. He explained how he used to love to color eggs years ago and how people just don’t do it much anymore, etc. The reporter asked about the model, Paula’s heart was going to leap out of her chest figuring Bob was going to reveal it was she. However, Bob just said they used a professional model. Paula was relieved and disappointed at the same time; she liked the comparison to a professional model. She wanted to say, “Hey, it’s me Paula, I’m the model.” “Ok Bob, what’s this have to do with judges?” “Tom Collins, the owner of the Kit Kat lounge called after reading the story and asked if I could help him set up a tit coloring contest. I said my “team” would be happy to consult on this

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