Jumpin' Jack Flash I was born in a cross-fire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain, But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas! But it's all right. Im jumpin jack flash, Its a gas! gas! gas! I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag, I was schooled with a strap right across my back, But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas! But it's all right, Im jumpin jack flash, Its a gas! gas! gas! I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead. I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled. I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah I was crowned with a spike right thru my head. But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas! But it's all right, Im jumpin jack flash, Its a gas! gas! gas! Jumping jack flash, it's a gas
The store owner ran over two me with his back facing the boys. Also I knew how to fake cry so that came in handy. "Do you need to go to the hospital are you okay?" The owner drilled I just kept on crying. "When Two and Johnny left I slowed down my years. I think I... Im, fi-fine."
a flame shot up the stream. it went into the bottle and exploded the blast sent me flying across the kitchen. the flames hit the roof and left scorch marks my hair and
Like the time Billy said I was like a jack in the box because I opened the door so quickly.What he didn’t know was I was already on my way out to put up a new sign up.Then the doorbell rang so I opened the door.See like I said it’s all just one big misunderstanding.
CRACKLE! BANG! BOOM! I was awaken by a loud CRASH. It was so loud! I looked up to the hay mow and could see that lightning had struck a hole in the roof to the piles of fresh hay. They were on fire! Within minutes, all I could see was red and orange, and I could barely breathe. I ran outside as fast as I could. Where was that stupid kid? He needs to get the horses out! I kept running and tripped right over him, he was on the ground
Rrroaoam, rrroaoaom, ta, ta, ta, ta, rrroaoaoaoaom, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. I got up from my chair and thought. “Who is that?” I opened the front door and saw a dark gray mustang. My dad was on the porch. I whispered to him and said.
Jill is walking on the street in a snowy day. She looks up, and sees Jack at the roof of the building where Bon Jovi is playing the song, and she says: - Oh, my god. Jack looks down, and without thinking twice, he jumps off the edge. Jill screams: - Jack.
now bend over the damn stool ! “ i said no dad . he grabbed me and said did you say no to me i replied sweet Im just so sad and my heart and body hurts , he began to laugh i remember thee only thing saving me from the belt was the door . the police knocked on our door and told my dad that Andy had passed away and that Andy's mother found numerous things in his room for me and of mine and she would like my phone number if possible so I can attend his funeral . I really miss
I sing, dance, and goes by the nickname of swag. But one day it all changed. I went to one of my regular concerts which was on a yacht, while I was singing and shaking the crowds hands I tripped off the stage getting a scratch on my side. Remembering back to what my grandma used to say “salt water is the cure for anything.” I reached over to the water and then woooosshhhhh!!!!!!! The captain made a sharp turn and overboard I went. I was sinking to the bottom of the ocean
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Narrator : he jumps in the hole in the nick of time but Jack smashes the floor open like a jackhammer on
It was Friday and I had a million and one things to do after work. So, as soon as I get out of work, I run to the bank and cash my check and, running back out to my car, jump in and fire it up. Steppenwolf's "Born to be wild" come’s on the radio! It’s a warm and sunny afternoon. Look out highway, I’ve got a hot rod Lincoln, and a license to fly! (Actually, I don’t have either of those, but it sounds good). I turn right out of the bank and hit the asphalt. I’m on my way and quickly hit cruising speed. Nothings going to stop me now… wrong. I am rapidly approaching the rear end of a cherry red El dorado Cadillac and have to slow down to 29 ½ miles per hour. The only visible sign of life in the Cadillac is the bobbing of an old man’s head, who
My grandmother set my grandfather down first. Slowly he found his way into his seat with a thump! Looking around the waves were as white as snow, the sand was as soft as a kitten and the clouds were hiding behind the beautiful ocean sky. My crazy grandmother started with the sunscreen. My poor white Poppop, was now ghost color because of the sun screen. Then the towels she wrapped around his little, old, bald head, was enough for a load of laundry. The poor man. Ganny was set on a mission to help me learn how to boogie board, and an adventure it
“Jake, did you do that?” My mom asked, “No I didn’t.” She closed the door then flew right back over to work. “Ding-Dong!” Freddy yelled outside of my door. “How did you get in my house?” “Your mom let me in.”
“Oh crap!” I screamed running down each hall the janitor was running at me with a mop swinging it as hard as he could getting very tired I finally ran out the door. The teacher yelling at was mr.Burns yeah he catches fire every time he gets mad like an Indian starting a fire it starts to smoke than it just keeps getting hotter till it explodes with fire. Well I was still running home I lived in an very old house wood without paint I think it 's about one thousand years old but I don 't know how they managed to put electricity in that place but it beats me…also my grandma lives with me my moms somewhere out of town I don 't know when she is coming back.
I sat in the alley trying to catch my breath. The sounds of sirens filled the air as I saw the red and blue lights flicker pass me. I took off my mask and felt my horns fade to nothing. I went down the street to my father 's bar The Swig of Death. I went into my father 's bar it was empty and saw him washing cups.