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Robin Chang Research Paper

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We all have one friend who is an asshole. As it is, the friend is typically accepted as who they are, and especially that they are "yours." However, in exceptional circumstances, asshole is not enough to describe their behavior. In these situations, one must come up with a word to describe the personality. The word that I use to describe my asshole best friend, Robin Chang, is 'Salty.'

Robin Chang's emotional state never fluctuates. He does not become angry, or irritated. He is only ever 'Salty.' At any given moment, Robin's 'salt' level is between McDonalds french fries, and the world's largest salt mine. Regardless of the level of 'salt,' the meaning stays the same. Robin Chang is a seething pile of hate waiting to explode on someone.

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