Satire Essay On School Prank

Education and school. Some of you are now grimacing at the prospect of being trapped inside a classroom. Others are now thinking what I wouldn’t do to be able to go back and start all over again. Now don’t worry, I’m not going to convince you that you should love school. My job isn’t to change your perspective on school like a politician would do.

After some time, Louise opens the door to find comfort with her sister. Someone nook the front door, they went downstairs and open the door; it was Brently Collar her husband

Plip Plop goes the pitter patter of the rain on the freshly cut grass on the sidewalk leading to the inside of the school. I walk slowly to my locker as my friends and I talk about the football game that was going to be playing after school. I open my locker and grab my books out of it. I shove my fat backpack and heavy jacket into it and run before the first bell rings. I plop my books onto the desk next to Samantha Miller, the most popular girl in school. She instantly starts talking. Especially first period. Social Studies is the worst to have in the morning. Getting up early in the morning, to come to school all groggy only to hear about a bunch of old dead people who apparently just couldn’t stop asking for freedom. Like STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.

Some of the brightest young students at this school are faced with a growing problem. In class there are disruptive and downright rude students who do not contribute to the learning environment. These bad students are a terrible influence to the rest of the school community, those who don’t care about their education are more likely to get involved with violence and gangs. Some of these students are simply “un-teachable” and are a waste of time and space, overcrowding the school and ruining its reputation. We must heed the saying “A rotten apple will spoil the whole barrel.” After all, what will become of these worthless people in the future? I hereby suggest a proposal to eliminate all of these social ills, make use of high school

One night, towards the end of November, three teenagers were out past their town 's curfew. The teenagers knew that if they were caught, they would be in more trouble than they had ever been in before. These three teenagers were the oddest group of friends, Ethan was the goody-two-shoes of the group- always following the rules, he was a skinny kid standing about six feet tall but there was not one ounce of muscle on his body; Jackson was the star of the lacrosse team- he never paid attention to what anyone told him, especially adults, he was only about 5’10”, but built of pure muscle; and then there was Brooke- she did not know much about anything and she did whatever her boyfriend Jackson told her to, she was blonde and strikingly

Earlier that day, Lennie had pranked his best friend, Daniel. He had swapped Daniel's togs with his sisters. Lennie had gotten changed for swimming and then had sat with all the other students, waiting eagerly. Daniel had sheepishly walked out of the change rooms wearing a fluorescent pink girl's swimsuit. The class had erupted with laughter and Daniel, his face the shade of a tomato, had backed up until he was out of sight. Maybe Lennie shouldn't have laughed the loudest because the teachers instantly assumed that he was the mastermind. If this was the case, Lennie thought it was worth it. "Daniel have perfect legs for that swimsuit," yelled Lennie as he was dragged off by his teacher.

Although with Jake, was his friend Nathan who was with him on Friday night. Jake is tall, skinny, and brunette and wants justice for his best friend. While the officers were questioning the boys, Anna’s dad walked in. Mr. Perry is a stern looking man that has had a bright reputation throughout Troy. “Where is my daughter?” he asked the secretary. She replied, “Sir, we just called her out of class.” Mr. Perry said, “I can’t believe I’m here for something my daughter didn’t do!” The second officer then pulled Mr. Perry into his office to look at the tapes. Anna then walked in and said, “Umm excuse me, where is my dad?” The secretary pointed towards the office. While my parents and I were sitting in the office, Anna, her dad, and the officer walked out. Mr. Perry said, “Anna I can’t believe you!” The officer then said, “A number of local governments have laws that hold parents responsible for vandalism committed by their children.” Mr. Perry asked Anna, “Anna would you like to tell Mr. and Mrs. Benson or do you want me too?” Anna replied, “Mr. and Mrs. Benson, it was me who did the vandalizing.” The principal, Jake, and Nathan walked out to Anna confessing to committing the crime. The principal said, “Anna you are suspended from school for 60 days and you are also charged with vandalism.” Anna cried while saying a sincere apology to my family and I. “Benson family, I am so sorry for everything. I

Susan McConnell is the only junior in an english class full of seniors. Among the students, there is David Ruggles, Mark Kinney, Jeff Garrett, and Betsy Cline. David is the president of the senior class, Jeff is the tallest guy on the basketball team, Betsy is the head cheerleader, and Mark is Jeff’s best friend, and very mysterious. All of them aren’t very fond of their teacher, Mr. Griffin. Mark, Jeff, and Betsy hatch a plan to scare Mr. Griffin into going easier on them and giving better grades, so they don’t fail his class. They get Dave in, and Dave convinces Sue to join, to be the decoy. Their plan doesn’t go as aimed and Mr. Griffin is found dead by Sue and Dave. Mark comes up with a scheme to hide the body in the mountains and get rid of the car, while Sue thinks they should tell someone. Mark gets her to calm down and convinces her to stay quiet.

They are tearing down their house trying to find treasure. He finds out that his parents aren’t there anymore. It says, “This house is too big for just two people. They don’t live here anymore.” This news is devastating!

It's maths lecture going on currently. The class teacher is busy at solving the sums on the board and we are to copy the methods and definition in our classwork. There is pin drop silence in the class, in a first view, you might think we do only have studious hardworking students. Everyone will mistake it the first time, but if you try hard enough you can hear giggles mostly from the front of third row bench students. Are they up to no good?

“No, I got detention for a week. I’m not sure for how long it will be either.”

Mrs.Lucas bobs her small squishable head. "I won't give you detention, but you will have a consequence. Come in at lunch to clean off the desk in the back."

Provide supporting evidence from the texts to support your responses to these questions. All answers should be in the form of complete sentences.

But he hears a long silent creek! of the door coming from the control room as he here’s it he steps closer and finds out it is a girl and is curious to why it was a girl not a boy. THe girl is a stowaway on a ship that where he finds a girl and wonders if it is a boy and holds out the gun ready to shoot the closet and then he notices it is a girl.

They arrive to the cinema, buy tickets and enter to the movie room and the man was still behind them, the mom saw that Jenna start to feel anger and horror because of the man that was still behind them