Satire Essay On School Teachers

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John Doe, you have been a horrendous student. You might know what the word means if you bothered to do your assignments or pay attention in class. You have an excuse for everything! “My dog ate my homework,” “My homework grew legs and walked out of my backpack,” “I dropped it in a puddle.” You are distracted by the buzzing of a fruit fly. I have no choice but to fail you. Do you know how that will affect your GPA? It will hit rock bottom and I have no choice but to send you to summer school. And I can tell you, summer school teachers are not as lenient as a regular teacher. The desks are unsteady, the chairs are in shambles, the teacher will not recall your name. The students are raucous, the teachers are arrogant, the ruthless bullies will
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