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BIG FAT KIDNAPPER ON THE LOOSE! Yesterday evening, a large white male was reported to have attempted to kidnap a local girl on Main street. The girl, 12 year old Mary Smith, was allegedly grabbed on the shoulder by a man as she was walking down the street. “His grubby hands shook up my body,” says Smith. Instinctively, Smith screamed and scared the suspect away. Local butcher Joe Reid came out to investigate when he heard the scream. “I just took my knife and ran out at him,” says Reid, “…That retard was lucky to escape from me!” Smith’s parents were not surprised that their child was targeted for a kidnapping. Her father stated, “Her beauty is just too intense. If you were a kidnapper, wouldn’t you be tempted? There’s no stopping it. ” Although

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