Short Story On Tide Pods

Grandma had figured out, that after seeing her shotgun, the Cowgill boys would be coming for it. So, she took her shotgun, turned the lights out, and made sure Joey and Mary Alice were silent. Then, she heard a file on the screen door, and she bolted down stairs and blasted them with a cherry bomb. BOOM!

I know that washer. That’s the Maytag Epic High Efficiency Front Load Washer with the five-minute delayed liquid bleach dispenser. Miss Cozy was probably dead before the Clorox hit the wash water."

4 months later George Paige was giving the death sentence for molesting and murdering up to 60 young girls . on the day of his execution, he ruse to talk the anyone . The officers gave him the chance to choose his last meal. George refuse to say anything , so they gave him the traditional meal. Steak and eggs, he refuse to touch his meal . to prepare george for this execution . They shaved all his hair, and put an adult diaper on him , incase he makes a

A family is going to Florida for a family vacation but the grandmother refuses to go instead she want to go to Tennessee to visit her friends. The grandmother trying to convince Bailey not to go to Florida by mentioning The Misfit, the prisoner who escaped the federal penitentiary and headed towards Florida but the family did not listen to her. The next morning the family including the grandmother with the cat under her seat started driving to Florida. They stopped by at the restaurant called “The Tower” for barbecue where the owner is Red Sammy Butt. While the family is eating, Red Sammy and the grandmother talk about how “A good man is hard to find” and no one can be trusted these days. They get back to the car and take

Officer delinko drives buy the mothers Construction Company a few times a day. Officer delinko spots a Green Piece of fabric hanging off the fence he goes and collects it for evidence. mullet it got bit by a dog and his fingers are swelling up.and Roy thinks he should go the the er.Roy tried flagging down a cop Butt decided to run after his

One of the Detectives name Watson looked at Big Dee with a frown, then he smiled and said, “Okay, Mr. Uh, Big Dee, let’s start over, I’m Detective Watson and this is Detective Stone, first, Do you know what we deal with?” No sir.” said Big Dee. “We deal with homicides and we brought you in because of the attempted murder of a Mrs. Elizabeth Daniels.” said Detective Watson. “Who?” ask Big Dee. “The young lady who you attacked because she owed you money for drugs.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “Alright have it your way, Mr. Adams, yeah Steve Adams, I guess you thought we weren’t going to find you.” “I don’t know why they where looking for me, I hadn’t done anything.” said Big Dee. “Excuse me for a second, I’ll be right back.” said Detective Stone. He then left the room. Detective Watson continued to ask questions, after about twenty minutes of questioning, Detective Stone walked back in. He slammed some papers on the table, he stared at Big Dee and said,

The woman gets out her phone and says “hello 911 there are monsters at the gas station” “Dave maybe we should get out of here.” “No let’s stay she just called for more people to come.” “Hey brother where are you going?” says Dave. Looking around and coming down the street he sees 3 giant hovering trucks. Dave looks behind him and starts to run. George runs away from the FBI in town and calls out for Jorge “Jorge where are you” finally he finds Jorge hiding in a bush and says “Jorge what are you doing we should run” Jorge replies “no we should hide here” Jorge hears the dogs and footsteps and says Jorge waves for Dave to get in but Dave does not listen and runs once he turned the corner he ran straight into a group of FBI officials and is taken

One day, Ocean Man and Lake Boy were finishing up saving a dog from falling out of a fire house when they got a signal from headquarters. “Buh da, buh da, buh da!” went the emergency siren. “Oh no! Someone’s in trouble!” said Ocean Man as he and Lake Boy ran to headquarters. When they got there, Alfie, their secretary, told them about the issue. “Cindy and Mindy are stuck on top of the roof because their ladder fell over,” said Alfie. “ You will have to go to their house and save them.” After hearing that news, Ocean Man and Lake Boy went straight to Cindy and Mindy’s house. Upon arriving their, Lake Boy went right up to the top of the girls’ house to retrieve them. As he did that, Ocean Man went to investigate on how the girls got stuck. When

Steve waited for the bus at his bus stop with a few other fish. As the bus came near his mom shouted Have a good day at school. It was Steve's first day at this school and he hoped it went well. He got on the bus and looked for a seat. There was only one seat open and there was a puffer fish sitting in it. Steve asked if he could sit with him and he said no, find your own seat. Once again Steve asked if he could sit with him but he said no again. He asked again and this time the puffer fish got out of his seat and punched Steve in the face. Steve was shocked by this and he didn't know what to do. He just stood there in disbelief until they go to school. When they go to school he went to his class and the puffer fish was it too. He just hoped

“Oh my goodness, what just happened?” questioned Bob. After a while of wondering what had just happened and if he was still alive, Bob started to feel sick like he was dying. He decided it was best for him to go home and isolate himself from the work he does at his job. On his way home, Bob made the decision that he was going to quit his job the next day, because this had

The officer asks: “Did you know your wife and children fell out of your car a mile back?” A smile creeps onto the man’s face and he exclaims: “Thank God! I thought I was going

A couple hours later Professor Green got out of work and went home to change. He noticed that the house wasn’t the same as it was when he woke up the morning, but he went on not caring because he thought maybe the girls were there. When he left he went to the store to pick up some food and drinks and was on his way to the Trumps Mansion. While he was driving he determined to call his wife to make sure she was there but she didn’t answer. "hmmmm she usually always answers" Professor Green stated. He arrived shortly after. When he looked through the parking lot Mrs.Greens car wasn’t there.He walked up to the door and knocked. "hello" Mrs.white said. She opened the door. "come in dear" she said. He strolled in and shut the door behind him. He asked where his wife was and Mrs.White said that she had left while she was sleeping. He pushed through Mrs.White and called his wife. This time she answered. "Hello" She said. "Were are you?" Said Professor Green. "I'm........I'm....... I cant talk right now bye" He hung up the phone and told Mrs.White "well since were here want go look around?" The both went upstairs to look around. They looked at the bedroom and there was 2 pairs of

The elderly lady managed to get up from her bed with all her strength but she was already weak from not eating. She called her son who had known the caretaker since he was a young boy. He couldn’t believe that she would do that. He rushed to the house where she was just arriving at the same time. She ran inside and pretended that she didn’t know anything. The son called the police and they took the caretaker into custody.

Mary Maloney just killed her husband Patrick. Patrick came back from work one night and seemed upset. Mary was offering him supper but he refused to eat. All of a sudden, Patrick said he wanted to divorce her. After Mary heard this news, she went to the freezer to get a leg of lamb. When she returned, Patrick thought that Mary was going to make supper, but she hit Patrick on the back of his head. Mary was thinking where she would put the lamb. She put it in the oven. She then left to go see the grocer, Sam, as a witness. Mary then returned back home, and pretended she was shocked and was heartfelt. The detectives came to her house and Mary offered them the lamb. The detectives ate it without knowing that is was the murder weapon used to kill

“I Took shelter in the tool shed and I was looking for a supply that could last me” Mr. Banana answered. Mr. Banana Tyrone’s Teacher got his name from the pants he wore. They would blind you if you looked at them too long. “ Need some help,” Mr. banana asked. “ Yeah that would be great” whimpered Tyrone. “ Okay stay here I’ll bring my car and we’ll drive out this dump” Mr. banana shouted. Mr. Banana fashioned a fishing rod to grab his key from his bedside table.