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Short Story: The Great Waterfall To The Savages

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“Awesome!” Shelby blew out a deep exhalation. “You won’t regret this, Chief.” But really, especially considering that snarky comment he’d made about her weight, if she had anything at all to say about things, eventually he was going to very much regret it. “Give her coconut milk and fresh oranges.” Then the chief turned to Earl. “Him, kill and fry up for lunch.” “Wait! Hey! Shelby!” Earl was quite disturbed by what he’d just heard. Shelby actually had thought Earl was a part of the deal. Now she’d just about run out of creative thinking. Really, the important thing was fulfilling the mission anyway, and ever since Earl had been struck by the poison-drug blow dart, he’d been a substantial burden and jeopardized it. And he’s always so horny, …show more content…

Hmm, Shelby thought, now comes the hard part. The huge fountain—the Great Waterfall to the savages—fronted the De La Rata Country Club. She needed to convince the savages to walk a half mile or so on golf course property, where they might encounter non-savages (golfers). She instinctively knew this might be troubling to them, but to ease their discomfort she had a plan. “All right, you guys, listen up.” “Me too?” Earl asked. “Or just them?” Shelby was sure the poison-drug blow dart was still affecting him. She shook her head, then said to the savages, “The Great Waterfall is very near. At the top of it are the tubby Germans. All you have to do is follow me and I will take you to them.” The savages seemed okay with that. Until they got to the edge of the country club parking lot. “This is the evil land,” the chief said, holding the sides of his head as if someone was blowing an air horn next to it. “The land of the white devil.” He turned to Shelby. “You said the Great Waterfall was in jungle.” Shelby nodded and tried her best to sound contrite. “I know I did, Chief, but I also knew that if you could get out of your comfort zone just a little, you would be able to feast on the fat Germans. Yes, Chief, I told you a white lie, but I only did it for your

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