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Similarities Between Thor And Scavengers

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Once upon a time, Thor and Loki were traveling to Jotunheim, the giant kingdom, in this chariot pulled by magic immortal goats. They had to go through Midgard, the human-y place. They spent the night at this farmer Egil’s house. Egil had these kids, Roskva and Thjalfi. So Thor slaughtered his pet goats and they all feasted. Thor told Egil, Roskva, and Thjalfi to lay the skins and bones of the goats together in a pile after they were done eating so he could bring the goat’s back to life later, because magic…?
After everyone went to sleep, Thjalfi went and sucked the marrow out of some of the bones for a bedtime snack. In the morning, when the goats mystically came back to life, one was lame, because the bone marrow in one of its legs was missing. Thor had anger issues, so he said he he was going to “kill them so …show more content…

Egil promised his children as servants to Thor for compensation because child labor, and that quelled is anger. Thor, Loki, Roskva, and Thjalfi started walking because they didn’t have a magical goat chariot. They walked 500 miles, then they walked 500 more, because they are the Proclaimers, and eventually came upon the dark woods of the mountainous world of Jotunheim. Here they met Skrymir. This giant’s snoring was so loud, it caused earthquakes! As Anger Issue Man needs his beauty sleep, Thor tried to annihilate Skrymir in his sleep. Thor threw Mjölnir (his super cool murder hammer) so hard it would have demolished the sun, but Skrymir was a passive-aggressive jerk about it, saying stuff like ‘Yo, did some birds drop some dirt on my face or what?’ Then Skrymir left and the group came to this castle and in the castle, there was a

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