The Cheapest Farm Fair Money Can Rent

“There she is, Rachel.” Grunkle Rob said. “The cheapest farm fair money can rent. I spared every expense.” There was a clicking sound and a yell, and Rachel’s twin brother, Garrett, crashed down next to Grunkle Rob in a cheap Sky Tram carriage.
“I think the Sky Tram is broken,” he said. “Also most of my bones.”
“Ha ha! This guy.” Grunkle Rob chuckled. “Alright, alright. I got a job for you two. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks anything like a lawsuit.”
“Grunkle Rob, is that legal?” Mable asked.
“When there’s no cops around, anything is legal.” He turned around and walked away. “Soos! How’s that Dunk Tank coming along?” Soos flipped up his safety visor.
“Almost ready to go, …show more content…

“Oh… Boo. I’ll be right back.”
“I’ll be right here.” Garrett laughed nervously. When Wendy was a fair distance away, he whispered: “I love you.”
“Look at you two, getting all romantic at the fair.” Garrett saw Rachel appear with a huge cone of candy floss in each hand.
“Come on, it’s no big deal.”
“Yeah it is!”
“Ok, you’re right, it is! Isn’t it amazing? I just dove in; I said ‘Hey, want to hang out at the fair’ and you know what she said?”
“What?”
“’Yeah, I guess so.’ It totally worked! All your advice about just going for it; it has finally paid off!”
“When are you going to learn, Garrett? I’m always right about everything.” Suddenly, she frowned. “Hey, do you smell a gallon of body spray?”
“Hey, have any of you dorks seen Wendy around?” asked a voice behind them. At once, the twins knew it was Garrett’s rival, Robbie. They turned around to see a stereotypical moody teenager with shaggy black hair in a typical eye-covering "emo style" hairdo, pale skin and several piercings in his ears.
“And why do you want to know?” Garrett asked agitatedly. Robbie plucked a generous amount of candy floss from one of Rachel’s cones.
“Hey!” Rachel protested.
“I got some super-tight jeans. I just though she might want to check them out.” He stretched and so did his jeans.
“I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit,” Garrett said. “You should really jump in there.”
“Maybe I will, smart guy.” He glared and barged