The Horror Film Of All Time

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Imagine browsing your Netflix or Amazon Prime account looking for a good horror flick before settle on something that vaguely sounds interesting as you plop onto your chair waiting for chills and spine tingling excitement. The opening scenes pops up, a man in a peter pan hat is running through the forest pursued by legions of little evil looking creatures wielding fake plastic spears. Soon, the man collapses out of breath, when suddenly a beautiful woman appears, holding a bowl of green goop. The man wordlessly eats the chlorophyll looking soup and, as the woman laughs manically, the man is transformed into a radish and devoured by the little creatures. At this point you might be inclined to check to see if this movie is a horror film or a comedy but rest assured Troll 2 is a horror film, it just happens to be the worst horror film of all time. Written and directed by Claudio Fragasso this 1990 sequel in name only to “Troll” follows a family as they take a summer vacation to the town of Nilbog. Joshua, the family’s young son has visions of his dead Grandpa Seth, telling him to avoid Nilbog because it is a kingdom of goblins. Michael, the family patriarch, ignores Joshua’s warnings and the entire family loads up and heads for Nilbog.
The film follows the dad, Michael, obsessed with southern hospitality, Diane the mother, Joshua the Sixth Sense-esq youngest son, and Holly, the older sister who has invited her boyfriend Elliot and his friends who meet up with the family…

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