The Hurt Locker, Directed by Kathryn Bigelow Essay

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As most of you know by now the movie The Hurt Locker won the Oscar for movie of the year, and this makes me very angry. My civilian friends keep asking me why I'm so mad, because most of them enjoyed watching it. Simply put it's because the movie is full of lies, exaggerations, and ugly people. 'But it's a movie' they say, 'of course it's not realistic'. That's strange.. because the back of The Hurt Locker box says 'Powerfully Realistic'. Yet this movie is about as far from realism that a movie can be (this claim includes all movies about time travel, and vampires, but excludes any movies starring the Wayans brothers). Don't get me wrong here- I'm not a stickler for all military realism. The military uniforms in the Transformers are…show more content…
So if Magneto is SO powerful why didn't he just rip up the foundations of the prison and take it to his evil hideout instead of relocating a bridge for an obviously suicidal frontal assault? Fantasmical stupidity at its finest- and that is why X-Men 3 will never live up to its predecessors. When I first thought about writing this blog entry I considered writing a list of all the mistakes the movie makes, but my list became way too long and boring. Instead I decided to describe just how outlandish The Hurt Locker is by writing my own movie script, but this one is the medical equivalent, I call this version The Hurt Locker: McDoogie Returns with a Vengeance

Scene 1:
Time: It's Go Time!
Place: Decatur Memorial Hospital

Doctor McDoogie: Alright nurse what do we got?

Nurse 1: His heart was removed by a medicine man while his body was put into a pit of burning lava. It doesn't look good.

McDoogie: I don't like your attitude nurse. Now get me a juice box.

Nurse 1: Yes doctor. But wouldn't you like to put on your gloves first before you start operating?

McDoogie: If this guy is going to die I might as well be comfortable while I'm working on him.

Nurse 2: Doctor what meds should we give him.

McDoogie: Do what you think is

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