One day the John Wright family goes to a limited time buffet/restaurant called iApple. They have all sorts of apple food. They have apple pie, apple bread, apple croissants, apple juice, apple crisp, apple cobbler, apple butter for the apple bread, apple chips, apple sauce, apple cider and many more. Suddenly, a man yells to the dad, “Hey! You took the last piece of Apple Crisp!” then that man threw the apple croissants at him. The dad has MAJOR anger issues, so he throws the apple pie at the man. “It’s just apple crisp! I thought I had anger issues!” the dad continued to yell and throw apple pies. “You are ridiculous!” yelled the dad multiple times, as he threw one more apple pie. “O. M. G! Did you just kill five apple pies by throwing them? …show more content…
Well here you go!” she threw the apple butter at him. All of the sudden an all-out war began, and the elderly woman suddenly ripped off her clothes to reveal her ninja outfit.
“I didn’t want to do this but I must.” The ninja started yelling some russian and suddenly, like, 100 million ninjas came. Okay, MAYBE I’m exaggerating a little bit. But, seriously, there was a bunch of ninjas there. The dad was a black belt so he could fight off some of them. The other people must’ve thought the ninja was bad because they started attacking them. The woman that turned into a ninja suddenly pulled out her phone. “Um, I thought we could handle the apple pie killers, but this guy must be a black belt.” she said to her phone. “We need your strongest men STAT!”
Suddenly the FBI rushed in and said “Everybody hands down!” The dad sat down and all was peaceful until the dad threw an apple pie at the man who had yelled.
“O. M. G.” he yelled and suddenly slunked to the ground. “I can't live like this, knowing I was involved in this horrid massacre!” He was slowly carried
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They took the dad away to the car and said “ What you’ve done today is UNHEARD of. But we have no room in the jails due to so many people eating two banana splits. TWO! I mean I was SUPER SURPRISED. You're only allowed to have one! You and those people have just gone insane!” after he finished yelling at the man, he let him go. “Don’t go to anymore buffets! Oh, and don’t be getting into anymore trouble!” After a long day at iApple they decided to go to Applebee's. When eating their meal they were thinking and feeling the grief of killing an apple pie. When they got home they all went straight to bed annoyed about the food fight. They were even more annoyed when they thought about who threw the apple croissants. Suddenly they thought, Wait. Who did throw the apple pie? Tomorrow I will secretly sneak out and find him and serve him a fresh slice of apple justice! The only problem was- they ALL thought
“…dragged from the house on his knees. His face was bloody and when he tried to speak he cried with pain.”
Grandma had figured out, that after seeing her shotgun, the Cowgill boys would be coming for it. So, she took her shotgun, turned the lights out, and made sure Joey and Mary Alice were silent. Then, she heard a file on the screen door, and she bolted down stairs and blasted them with a cherry bomb. BOOM!
When police showed up to the house there was no vehicle parked in the driveway. To make sure somebody was home , they got out and went to the door . As they were walking the screaming and crying got louder. They knocked once, no answer, they knocked twice , No answer but the baby was still crying . The cops started to get suspicious, one of the cops called for backup while the other pried the door open.
Papi after finishing shower the first thing he did was confirming if his sons had eaten, “have they eaten?” he asked his wife and she replied by nodding her head where as they were not supposed eat due to
"Whenever I thought of the essential bleakness of black life in America, I knew that Negroes had never been allowed to catch the full spirit of Western civilization, that they lived somehow in it but not of it. And when I brooded upon the cultural barrenness of black life, I wondered if clean, positive tenderness, love, honor, loyalty, and the capacity to remember were native with man. I asked myself if these human qualities were not fostered, won, struggled and suffered for, preserved in ritual from one generation to another." This passage written in Black Boy, the autobiography of Richard Wright shows the disadvantages of Black people in the 1930's. A man of many words, Richard Wrights is the father of the modern
One hour later the little girl falls once again. She gets back up and has a big grin on her face she laugh an evil laugh. She walks to her mom and says
It was Thanksgiving dinner all the kids were outside playing” over here over here! “ roared the kids while all the adults were conversing. We were all having a marvelous time then suddenly that’s when it occurred.We all went inside to the strong aroma of smoke. We entered the kitchen to find that the turkey was burning ” quick somebody get the turkey!” yelled Aunt Marge . Mom quickly rushed to get the turkey out,but when she opened the oven nothing but smoke poured out. She took out the turkey but we all knew there was nothing that could be done. It was burnt to a crisp, it was smoking like a chimney .So it was all thanks to the leftover ham in the fridge that we had Thanksgiving dinner. But even though dinner was ruined we all had a good
She screamed, digging her fingernails into the ropes the beasts used to tie her with the chair. Just then, a tall soldier with a row of flashy badges pinned on his clothing marched towards Soon-Young. She struggled to untie the ropes. She wished to slap –or at least give a good punch to his face. He bent his back, his ugly face nearly touching her forehead.
“The Spoon he's gone!” Yelled the gas station worker at the dispatcher and the dispatcher responded with “Detective tide pod will be there in a minute” and hung up. Detective tide pod arrived to the Scene and asked the clerk calmly what happened and the clerk responded “ Poor little spoon was here and then he was gone” “your going to have to give us more details clerk” said tide pod. The clerk then described the whole incident and told him
Rudy’s mom has always been overprotective of him. Once when he was in first grade he tripped on a jump rope and he got a bruise on his knee, well his mom took him into the ER after she found out that he fell. The one thing he did like about his mom is that she always took him out to eat icecream if he ever had a bad day or got somewhat hurt. Like a puppy waiting for a treat, Rudy was waiting patiently for his mom to ask him if he wanted some ice cream. Coincidently five seconds later Rudy’s mom mentioned “You seem very sad, do you want to go gobble up some ice cream?”
Piedad removed the duck and told Deyonnah to, “Finish your snack first.” Deyonnah went back to the snack table and sat down. Deyonnah got up and Ms. Piedad redirected her back to the table to clean up. Deyonnah flopped to the ground, “Bye everybody, bye, bye” she cried. The telephone rang and Ms. Piedad went to answer it. Deyonnah got up and began to climb up the cubby to get the popcorn. Ms. Chantel went to the cubby and removed the popcorn. Deyonnah hit Ms. Chantel and cried, “Why you crying?” Ms. Chantel told her, “Its ok, don’t cry. I’ll give you a napkin.” Ms. Chantel placed the napkin on the table and gave Deyonnah more popcorn. Deyonnah ate a handful then got up, ran to the carpet area and ran in circles around the stool. She then went back to the table and ate a few more pieces of popcorn, then ran back to the stool and ran in circles. Ms. Piedad prompted Deyonnah to go back to the table and helped her throw her stuff away. Deyonnah then grabbed the toys from the table, ran to the cabinet and got the whisper phone then went back to the table and began to eat her classmate’s popcorn. When her classmate returned to the table Deyonnah ran back to the carpet area and ran in
Once there was a family of pandas who all loved each other, but one day the older brother named Timmy hit his little sister named Dante. Dante when to tell on Timmy and so the siblings mom called for Timmy and she asked Timmy if he really hit Dante. Dante said he did and he told their mom that the only reason he hit Dante was because she took Timmy's phone and hacked his snap chat. Dante denied that she did that so their mom took Timmy's phone and looked at his snap chat story and saw pictures of Dante and Dante got in more trouble than
The world was changed on December 17, 1903 when Orville Wright flew the first airplane for a period of 12 seconds. Orville, born in 1871 and his brother Wilbur, born in 1867 grew up in Dayton Ohio with two other brothers, Reuchlin and Lorin and one sister Katherine. They grew up in a loving family, which helped the brothers with the success in their future. Many people are not aware that much of their knowledge that went into the makings of the airplane came from their mother Susan and the bicycle repair shop they owned. Interestingly, Wilbur and Orville were not the men who first thought of flying. In the 16th century, Leonardo de Vinci had thoughts of a “flying machine” that was ahead its time, though
“huh what’s happening, oh god what is that smell, why am I handcuffed to a pole, WHERE IS JAKE!!” I screeched. “Oh god please no plea----” “huh Jake, JAKE!!!!” I yelled “ WHERE ARE YOU ARTHUR, SHOW YOURSELF NOW !!!!!!!!”. “Oh Hello, Michael how’s the pole," said Arthur "It 'll be great when I shove it up your A**, What the hell did you do with Jake" I said "That wasn 't very nice to say, and oh him, he 'll become what he ate, just like all mothers say," said Arthur. "Wait wha--- YOU SON OF B****, I 'll kill you, I 'll kill you" I screamed at him. "Hey wanna know a secret I 'm a cannibal GET USED TO IT!!!! Hey Hey don 't hurt yourself I still have to prepare you I don 't want you all bruised up. Awww I have to use the bathroom, give you a minute to reminisce about life think how you got here. The smart ones always taste better." Said Arthur "BURN IN HELL YOU MONSTER" I Screamed "oh god what am I gonna do, KEYS Thank you, Jesus. Just jam it in the handcuff please work, please work S*** doesn 't fit" said my screwed self. " Hello again ,and goodbye to those keys," said Arthur "The hell you think you were doing, even if you did get
One day the teacher came to class and found peanut shells on the ground. “Who ate peanuts in the class and create this mess?” asked the teacher. No one came forward. “Well, if no one wants to come forward, the whole class