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The John Wright Family: A Short Story

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One day the John Wright family goes to a limited time buffet/restaurant called iApple. They have all sorts of apple food. They have apple pie, apple bread, apple croissants, apple juice, apple crisp, apple cobbler, apple butter for the apple bread, apple chips, apple sauce, apple cider and many more. Suddenly, a man yells to the dad, “Hey! You took the last piece of Apple Crisp!” then that man threw the apple croissants at him. The dad has MAJOR anger issues, so he throws the apple pie at the man. “It’s just apple crisp! I thought I had anger issues!” the dad continued to yell and throw apple pies. “You are ridiculous!” yelled the dad multiple times, as he threw one more apple pie. “O. M. G! Did you just kill five apple pies by throwing them? …show more content…

Well here you go!” she threw the apple butter at him. All of the sudden an all-out war began, and the elderly woman suddenly ripped off her clothes to reveal her ninja outfit.
“I didn’t want to do this but I must.” The ninja started yelling some russian and suddenly, like, 100 million ninjas came. Okay, MAYBE I’m exaggerating a little bit. But, seriously, there was a bunch of ninjas there. The dad was a black belt so he could fight off some of them. The other people must’ve thought the ninja was bad because they started attacking them. The woman that turned into a ninja suddenly pulled out her phone. “Um, I thought we could handle the apple pie killers, but this guy must be a black belt.” she said to her phone. “We need your strongest men STAT!”
Suddenly the FBI rushed in and said “Everybody hands down!” The dad sat down and all was peaceful until the dad threw an apple pie at the man who had yelled.
“O. M. G.” he yelled and suddenly slunked to the ground. “I can't live like this, knowing I was involved in this horrid massacre!” He was slowly carried …show more content…

They took the dad away to the car and said “ What you’ve done today is UNHEARD of. But we have no room in the jails due to so many people eating two banana splits. TWO! I mean I was SUPER SURPRISED. You're only allowed to have one! You and those people have just gone insane!” after he finished yelling at the man, he let him go. “Don’t go to anymore buffets! Oh, and don’t be getting into anymore trouble!” After a long day at iApple they decided to go to Applebee's. When eating their meal they were thinking and feeling the grief of killing an apple pie. When they got home they all went straight to bed annoyed about the food fight. They were even more annoyed when they thought about who threw the apple croissants. Suddenly they thought, Wait. Who did throw the apple pie? Tomorrow I will secretly sneak out and find him and serve him a fresh slice of apple justice! The only problem was- they ALL thought

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