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Usain Bolt : Short Story

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Usain Bolt is the fastest person to have ever lived, topping out at nearly 28 miles per hour. Astounding, isn’t it? Throughout my teenage years I’d have been lucky to break ten, and Bolt would likely consider that to be a light warm-up. So I wonder if that means he would have been able to outrun his problems, because I certainly couldn’t. Fortunately, I was blessed with such an abundance of self-imposed problems that the revelation running from them wouldn’t cut it was inevitable; it’s just a shame I couldn’t have realized that before setting down my present path. But I’m starting to get a bit ahead of myself; I should probably introduce you to the central villain of our story, someone who I happen to have taken great pleasure in killing. I like to call him Younger David. Since middle-school Younger David was nothing short of a failure. Surrounded by books, sports, potential new friends and the all-alluring opposite sex, the real world was ripe for conquering. At the same time, can you imagine how much easier it would be to conquer World of Warcraft? I mean good god, the real world required him to study take care of his body and develop social skills, people on video games only cared his skills at virtual-violence. Younger David never thought people appreciated how cool he was, after all despite never picking up a book in his life he was so smart, not to mention he was constantly sarcastic, which means he’s funny, right? Younger David believed he was quite the

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