Wedding Speech - Original Writing

Good evening everyone. Hope you are all having a great time. I will try to keep this brief as I am eagerly anticipating that part of the night when the best man humiliates the groom.

(Stand up, mobile phone in hand)” Well thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches."

Good evening. I would like to thank all of you for attending this joyful occasion.

Welcome, everyone. I believe, that as father of the bride, it is my dubious privilege to make the first speech, so, here's one I prepared earlier.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

I'm so excited for you! It's your birthday! Yay! I wanted to surprise you a box of presents to put a big smile on your face and to show my appreciation for you and all you do. You're a terrific friend and a constant source of encouragement-not only to me-but to everyone you know! You bring so much joy to others, and you know how to make people smile and laugh. When you throw a party, you seek to make sure the needs of everyone are met and you'll plan little details to make to make sure everyone's having a good time. From creating your own made up game on New Year's Eve, to making Papa Murphy's pizza and some healthy snacks to go along with it, you put the cherry on top of the cake called hospitality. I've seen you grow so

"Do you think it is an accident?" asks her co-worker, Michelle, nervously. As her question travels over the radio lines, another plane crashes into the South Tower. "This is done intensely!" Michelle is yelling now. "America is under attack!" The customers, who had been horrified are at a standstill at this point. Then, they broke out in a panic. People were screaming and crying.

Transition to first main point: Firstly, I will be talking about the structure of the speech. 7G

“Good. I’m sending you an email. Look it over and email me any questions. Congratulations again, William. I’m proud of you.”

Attached is our rough draft. I want to thank you for the extension you gave us, but I suggested that our group turn it in today, so we can spend tomorrow working with Becky on our presentation.

The dancer awoke in a bed covered with unironed clothes and mismatching sheets. Even though the sheets were mismatching they still looked fine. It was 7 in the morning and Sophie had to get up and start packing for a tour around Australia that her mum wants her to go on. It was a nice bright and sunny day she felt like it was last Australia day with no wind and the sun bright up in the sky, all she wanted to do was go outside and play with her friends. Her mum called out for her, “Sophie time to wake up and start packing”

Before I start I have to ask... Do you like my outfit?... you see, I asked the tailor for Versace... but he thought I said "Liberace"!

Good morning! First of all, I'd like you to know how sincerely sorry I am. When I say "sorry", I definitely mean it. I absolutely know that it was my f*cking fault. I reached what was below the belt. I f*cking insulted you by sending those censored and insane photos without thinking that you're totally different from other men. Yes, I totally figured it out. I figured out how different you are from other men. At first, I thought that you're a freaking maniac who liked to see nude photos of sexy and beautiful women. You can't blame me right, can you?. I already told you from the very start how uncomfortable I am to talk and socialize with other men. I told you how I see most of the men from my point of view. I told how I dislike most of their

YAY, finally it’s my turn to tell you a little about myself. Well for starters what I can I say I’m a very handsome fellow that has a face that can easily steal your heart. So don’t be surprised if after visiting with me if you aren’t ready to fill out adoption papers. I’m a very people friendly gentleman that loves everyone that I meet. In fact, when you walk through the kennels I’ll be setting next to the door trying to push myself up against it as much as I can, so I can hopefully get you to stop and give me some of that good ole affection. If you take it even one step further and leash me up and take me outside, I’ll be one happy boy, because I get go outside and run around, and you get to see my goofball personality come out. I’m pretty

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For once in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.