Why Does Santa Have Three Gardens?

The Grinch does not like Christmas because when he was a little kid, he wanted to give a girl in his grade a Christmas present, but when he did the girl didn't like it and everyone laughed

Santa came out to see who, and why someone was making so much noise. Seeing Sylvester standing in the street and pointing to a spot in the sky, Santa stopped to look up. He is flabbergasted to see the reindeer are actually flying.

Everyone 5 and up knows that although Saint Nicholas existed; thankfully, there isn't a cheery fat guy with flying reindeer somehow slipping down your chimney to deliver presents while also knowing whether or not you've been naughty or nice. Speaking of which, how can he deliver presents to 2.2 billion kids?! And another thing; how can he survive in the Arctic? Being upon, if not the most, inhospitable place on Earth, it's practically impossible for any human being to live that far up north; not including global warming nor any of the other residents. For the scientific logic behind Santa, click here.

Santa: (Chuckling) Hohoho. Not going to give you a bonus? Well, come to think of it maybe he’s right you don’t deserve a bonus. But, you know who does? (Calling out the window) Dasher and Dancer! Come here boys! (Looking back at snowflake) I was running a bit low on reindeer food thank you. (leaves room and locks Snowflake in with reindeer. Screams can be heard)

“No, I know nothing about the Christmas cake! I was just wanting to ask the mayor about restaurants serving breakfast, it was early in the morning and I was very hungry! Well, it wasn’t me. If you even suspect me, you will be put on the naughty list!,” answered Santa

The concept of Santa Claus is something we are supposed to grow out of. Its celebrated as good, wholesome fun for children, but how does he work alongside God. If we tell children that both Santa and God are real and expect them to grow beyond one, then why not both. In truth they both require the same substance to believe in there existence; faith in the unseen are both required to believe, but faith in a lie is manipulation. The potency of Jesus Christ birth and ultimate, salvation of humanity, is put on undue trial when one story is revealed as lie.

Santa continued saying, “We only have the one sleigh, and the one group of flying reindeer.” Looking straight at the wizard Santa asked, “I was wondering, do you have a special powder, potion, or anything that we could use to make the toy and gifts lighter?”

“Well I'm sure santa is very glad you like it.” I say, grinning back widely. I feel almost a twinge of pity for him, still having to discover for himself the truth of Christmas. I remember that day in second grade, when a little jewish girl discovered that santa wasn't

Dinner is ready a shot time after arriving home, and a hungry Santa responded to the call, “Dinner ready.” Sitting at the supper table, Santa, while taking a drink from his cup lolled over the table setting. . Mrs. Claus did as she always does Put the knife and spoon on one side of the plate and the fork on the other.

Rudolph Hreinn has a problem as well. Rudy’s in high demand on Christmas but the rest of the year he’s scorned by everyone in Yuleland for being different. So Rudy’s the saddest man in Yuleland and desperate for a nice diversion.

The Alarm goes of in the present area. Quickly Santa calls Mike to get down to the Present area. Santa and Mike find that they have some bad elves. The elves commanded Santa to give them the secret password to get into the secret door, but Santa wouldn’t give it to them. Mike tried to convince Santa to tell them the it , but Mike wasn’t convincing enough because he didn’t say the password. So the elves stole the Santa's sled and left. ”We’ll be back”, The elves said as they were on there way.

Verbal imagery builds the urgency of the speaker in his attempt to discover the source of the sound. Santa Claus’s dialogue mixes the use of alliteration and internal “sprang from [his bed]”, “flew like a flash”, and “tore open the shutters” to see the commotion from outside (10-12). Here, the speaker features the use of simile and metaphor to show his abruptness and curiosity, which reflects the same abruptness and curiosity of children, especially on Christmas morning. In the midst of his findings, the speaker sees St. Nick and his fellow reindeers. This is one of the only scenes in which Moore incorporates dialogue.

What if I was to tell you that the jolly, friendly, and innocent wonderworker that is Santa Claus that we all know and love, didn't always make the ‘nice list?’ Siefker bridges the gap between truth and fiction by embedding the notion that Santa Claus has taken on some strange identifies over the past hundred years- each varying in name, personality, and drapery. In a daunting and unruly thesis, Siefker unfolds the evolution of Santa Claus and his exploited time as Robin Goodfellow; who is sometimes referred to as Puck, the Norse God of mischief (Wright). However irrational this truth may seem, it is noted that Santa Claus has derived from an accumulation of tales, the earliest of which begin in year 260 AD with the birth of Saint Nicholas

Christmas would be arriving shortly and I’m still not ready to board my sleigh and give presents. Even though the holidays have arrived, I, Santa, am stuck here in the ice, cold North Pole, not planning to leave anytime soon. My reindeer have been getting sick. All of them look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer now that they have colds. Frosty the Snowman constantly begs me to hold a secret santa at my place. Every time he asks, I look at him incredulously and tell him, “There will be no secret santa because I am Santa! Haven’t you heard the Christmas carol ‘Santa Clause is Coming to Town’? I see you when you’re sleeping. I know when you’re awake. I know who will get who if we play that game!” Mrs. Clause has been pestering me about bringing mistletoe into the house. She says I’m not romantic enough or any of that sappy junk I hate. Can you blame me? 364 days each year are spent looking over my reindeer, coaching the new elves, and fixing toys. On December 25th, I have to board my old wooden sleigh and have my bratty reindeer lead me all over the world. I just want some peace and quiet for one day in my life.

Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas!