top ten reasons why Heinz Doofenshmirtz is your new waifu
1. he's ugly cute
2. he's a precious cinnamon bun
3. he looks like he needs lots of cuddles
4. he rocks that lab coat
5. he's slightly ditzy
6. he's genre-savvy
7. would be a better president than Donald Trump
8. he has an extremely boopable nose
9. his building has a catchy-ass jingle
10. he's an
