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Womanizing Exposed: How to Execute a Successful One Night Stand By Alex Mason Copyright Copyright © 2012 by Alex Mason All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law. Disclaimer The events described and the advice that has been given in this book is based on my experiences as a womaniser. For privacy and confidentiality reasons, I have made certain changes, altered identifying features and fictionalised some aspects, but it remains an accurate reflection of my past experiences as…show more content…
I was getting increasingly frustrated that everyone around me had had sex by the time they were 18, and there I was, on the verge of being 19 years old, 1 month away from going to university, still a virgin. I thought it was going to be difficult, but this was ridiculous. I was the only one in my group of friends to not have had sex, and more importantly I was heading to university in a month, where supposedly everyone had sex all the time. I did not want to go there inexperienced and embarrass myself. I could just picture myself moronically attempting to mount her, and putting her through the most unbearable and inflexible hip thrusting you could imagine. So I decided to bend my morals a little bit, in order to achieve ex-virgin status. I decided that the next girl I started talking to, I would be manipulative, nice, fake and a liar. I do not condone this behaviour and I was not very happy with myself, but I was young, naive, inexperienced and to be honest, a bit desperate. My luck improved during a friend’s house party. I had met a girl who was on a break with her boyfriend. I was ecstatic about this. Clearly, my thoughts were with the boyfriend. She seemed to respond to me positively, so I decided to embark on my planned mission of manipulation and deception. We spent a lot of time talking, and as she became more intoxicated
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