Humorous Wedding Speech

• I don't know Where should i start now? I have many things, which i want to say. Time flies like an arrow, I still remember the time when my teacher- it's coincident that her name be like you- ms Linh- she share me the information about your class. The first thing i think is, wow, i'm so lucky to hear that, this is the class I was looking for. So far, i alway not have enough confident about speaking English, so i'm so suprised when i saw class'slogan : "Enjoyable english- making english fun" . This

Good afternoon ladies and gents, I am here to give you guys your commencement speech. When I heard that I could do it, I immediately said yes, then I had to go home and do all this research about what a commencement was and how to actually make one. When I did do the research everything popped up in spanish and then I realized my father had changed the settings. But here I am giving it all I got, but besides that I am here today to talk about the future. A subject no one is willing to raise their

Hello. Just some warnings before you read this. Please don’t expect any fancy words, and mind blowing quotes, or anything special from me, other than myself. In this speech I am not trying to show you that I am superior to all my peers and you should pick me because I know how everything should be. Because that’s not true. In fact, I’m not even sure if I’ll win this election. BUt man, I’ll be bummed out if I don’t. I’ve wanted this since the summer. Not because I get to plan and oversee all the activities

When I sat down to write this speech, there were so many things that I wanted to say about Courtney that I didn’t know where to start. there were so many beautiful things that I wanted to say about Courtney, that I didn’t know where to start, but this is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. Courtney was not only beautiful on the outside, she was a beautiful person. She also saw the beauty in others. Courtney formed her own thoughts and opinions about the people and the things around her

Good Morning Soror, I am bit disappointed in the way service has been handled especially knowing that you are a soror of mine. Since you are a Soror, I wanted to not only support you but support your business. That being said, I ordered an indy paddle from you letting you know that I would need it no later than the last week of October, which you said that you could get done. Upon knowing that the deadline I would need it was pushed back I informed you as soon as possible to let you know. After

Hello class of 2017. I can’t decide if I feel sad or happy about giving this speech. I guess I feel sort of both but I also feel confident, as each and every one of you should feel the same. Being proud is a feeling that is impossible to hide. If you are proud of yourself, or anyone else, you let other people know. That's why I must now say that I’m extremely proud of all of you for achieving this goal for which is nonetheless mentally exhausting, full of error, but also yet amazing all at the same

Good morning. We gather here to celebrate and honor Mary. Not only is she our Queen, but our mother. She loves each and every one of us. Mary shows us what a mother should be like, and how we should treat others. She was caring, faithful, humble, and brave. Mary is an inspirational role model to all of us. I am sure that when the angel, Gabriel, came to her in a dream she was very scared. Although she was scared, Mary trusted God and said “yes.” Mary was probably experiencing fears of criticism

Good afternoon! Hello everyone, I hope you are all enjoying your weekend. I am reaching out to all of you because in case you had not heard Dani lost her mom to cancer Friday afternoon. As I have gotten to become close to Dani over the past two years she frequently talked about how her and her mom were very close. She is a very strong woman but I thought we could come together as a class and make this journey a little easier for her. Dr. Colvin and I have been in contact and we agreed on taking

Good morning Carole, Morning is a wonderful blessing, either sunny or stormy. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. I am glad hearing from you in this new Life. How was your night? My night was not bad, I did not sleep on time, I spent all the night watching movies. I can not believe it is July already. Time waits for no one lol. We are having issues with our website. Hoping to get fixed soon but that won't stop us from getting to know each other. Anyway, I have not

Good evening fellow classmates and community. Isn’t it crazy how in a few short minutes we will walk up to the stage and receive our diplomas? We have spent approximately 14 long years in school for this moment and it all went by so quickly. I remember how just yesterday I walked into my kindergarten class that smelled like hand sanitizer and crayons. But here we are… time flew by so quickly and we accomplished many and these accomplishments would have not been possible without the help of many.