Mr Johnson awoke to the sound of Mrs. Johnson yelling, “Honey, breakfast is ready!” With a groan, Mr. Johnson groggily sat up and walked out of bed. He almost tripped over his feet on his way to the kitchen. “So convenient that me and the Mrs. have switched,” he muttered under his breath. He arrived at the kitchen with a welcoming aroma of eggs and bacon. As he sat down, Mrs. Johnson said, “Good morning, dear. Since today will be my “nice” day, I made my favorite: eggs and bacon. Would you like