George carlin

Ah Shit! 5:30! I’m not ready to get out of bed… It’s too early to get up, and my race doesn’t start till 11:30. I should get on the shower so I can wake up, but I’m not ready to have my last race of my high school career. In the shower, I began to panic about how life was moving too fast, and I told myself to calm down. I got out of the shower ran to my room and began gathering my clothes that I needed. I out my clothes on and my mom yells out “Marcus!! What do you want for breakfast!?” she said

You better get up out the way Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today You know I don't give a fuck what you think and say 'Cause we gon' rock this whole place anyway (Undead!) You better get up out the way Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today You know I don't give a fuck what you think and say 'Cause we gon' rock this whole place anyway [Johnny 3 Tears:] Look up and see that motherfucking writing on the wall When you see J3T thirty deep, he's down to brawl Fuck all haters I see 'cause I hate

Unequal Opportunities George Carlin once said “It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”. The American Dream is referred to be the map to success and treasure. Million people migrate to the United State for a chance to change their future and better the lives of their children. The United States is filled with social classes and racial division. The lack of opportunity and inequality has been a shadow in the past and present history (). Families with more money

People, please do not be confused with the N word (Nigga). See in the hood we spell it with a at the end of the term instead of er, therefore, nigga is a term of endearment, that we use in the hood, not to be confused with the derogatory term which is nigger. I am doing this not so much for you professor, cuz I sure you know the difference right? However, I am doing this to be politically correct in case anyone else reads this and takes offense to me using the term nigga in this reflection piece

“Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich” the large set male said from across the room which led the raven haired inmate to raise his perfectly shaped eyebrows before saying “what the fuck do you want pig?” the guard just rolled his eyes letting the comment go “you are getting out milkovich. Let’s go” Mickey smirked before laughing softly before following the guard out and signing all of the paper work that he was basically forced to sign so he could get probation instead of rioting in his shithole prison for

On 9/6/2017, around 9:00 am, I was instructed that Mr. Rick needed me into his office. Therefore, I went into his office to discover that I was being written up, for a lack of communication in my defense and assumptions. However, on 9/5/2017, there was a code called approximately 12:19 pm, by Mr. Robinson, shouting over the two-way, “that these boys has kicked the fucking doors in” I quickly responded to his call to help assist staff and intervene to the best of my ability. When I arrived on the

Electricity is really just organized lightning. -George Carlin One very significant discovery that Is prominent would be electricity. Ben Franklin, the character on the 100 dollar bill, is the one who discovered how to harness lightning into electricity. He mended a metal key into a kite and flew the kite during a thunder storm. So the lightning strikes the kite, follows the string down, hits the key, then jumps off of the key, on too Benjamin's hand. Then he had an idea to put medal rods

Heads up! Heads up! Here 's another one! And a, and another one Oh! Yeek yeek woop woop! why you all in my ear?! Talking a whole bunch of shit That I ain 't trying to hear! Get back motherfucker! You don 't know me like that! (Get back motherfucker! You don 't know me like that!) Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain 't playing around! Make one false move I 'll take ya down Get back motherfucker! You don 't know me like that! (Get back motherfucker! You don 't know me like that!) Who!! S-s-so c 'mon c 'mon

It starts with little annoyances, such as loud stomping from upstairs and the occasional sounds of loud banging. Jungkook knew that having neighbors was difficult, and he prepared himself for the worst. But nothing could have prepared him for this. Jeon Jungkook, your average sophomore in university, with barely sufficient grades and a ton of snarky remarks, had been living in an apartment for nearly two years. The apartment just above his was always empty, and he had wished to keep it that way —

They can get you from point A to point B without the hassle of having to drive, your own personal chauffeur that will free up the time you would have been using to drive. These self driving cars sound wonderful and convenient, but they may not be as great as you might think. Although there are benefits to self driving cars, they are dangerous and shouldn't be introduced to the public because the technology is unpredictable and they can't make decisions the way humans can. For years, self driving